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Accredited genius when it comes to sports. Umbrella hater. Cafeteria Catholic. Father to 3 special children. Separated, not divorced. Sheila please come home.

Joined January 2021
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Sister’s wedding tonight
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Just pulled a $500 pull tab. Forgot for a second that I’m technically still on a gambling heater.
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I have been in two very close calls in the last 24 hours with people who have no idea how to merge lanes. Proud to say I escaped both with some driving that would make my guy Paul Walker proud. Gone too soon.
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7 days
At Scheels. Might buy my buddy Luke a Shohei Ohtani jersey.
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Much to think about. Time to lace up the sneakers for an hour jog without music. No better place to figure it out.
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Candice Fit
10 days
Two more very fun weekends on the horizon then it’s time to dial it back a bit. Hard to beat the Fourth of July though. God Bless America.
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11 days
RT @centralmcchickn: BV meetup with @candice_fit
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13 days
Sister got all the little kids kazoos for the 4th of July
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14 days
Just got DQ’d from the family arts and crafts competition for putting “Repeal the 19th” in big letters on my poster.
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14 days
Also the cart girl in our last round was an absolute rocket. She made us drinks around the 14th hole and waited to watch my approach shot before she drove off. Put a PW from 143 to 2 feet. It’s the little things in life.
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Candice Fit
14 days
Completed the inaugural friend group Ryder Cup this past weekend. 16 guys, 54 holes of golf. Hoping we are celebrating the 30th annual in 2055.
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Candice Fit
15 days
Think I’m going to start intentionally leaving my phone behind when I go places. Live a bit more free and stop the subtle phone checks when I should be preoccupied.
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Candice Fit
17 days
Monday morning DMV appointment after a 3 day bender was certainly a decision. New license pic with a sunburnt face and bags under the eyes😂😂.
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Candice Fit
17 days
Incredible weekend. Beautiful Sunday night drive with the favorites from the new Wallen album rolling. Feeling immensely grateful to get to play the game we call Life. Wear your heart on your sleeve and it will all work out. Cheers!.
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20 days
My summer really started on the last weekend of June last year. I’ve been stupid busy but couldn’t be more excited for what’s to come. This weekend might be the most fun I’ve ever had in my life.
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17 days
Had a big crew at a concert last night. A few hours in, one gal in the group I had never met before asked me to be in a picture - didn’t think anything of it. Fast forward to today and I just got sent a screenshot of her posting it on IG. Don’t even follow her. Diabolical move.
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20 days
My summer really started on the last weekend of June last year. I’ve been stupid busy but couldn’t be more excited for what’s to come. This weekend might be the most fun I’ve ever had in my life.
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24 days
Thank you, GroupMe.
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24 days
its even more wild now, you can generate AI memes right from within the group chat with @Copilot.
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Candice Fit
24 days
Probably the saddest part of not being in college anymore is how nuclear I could have gone in the GroupMe’s with AI generated memes.
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25 days
Got pretty drunk last night. Let’s give Candice a nice sick pass on the anti-blackout campaign. Going to throw on the pilot episode of One Tree Hill and then see about having a Sunday.
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