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mekhasheyfe. a voice for the animals. cinephile. fire breathing dragon capable of surviving outer-space🦖🔥 bath tub afficionado. ✡️

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@callmelongfell2
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Talk about kissing your own butt…
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I hope if u don’t like Zionists of Jewish people -or- u can’t get past the fact that I am both, you just unfriend me. So long as we can have a civil discussion, if u see me as a friend, I see you as one, too. We don’t have to agree one everything, but u can’t hate me for what I
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Cow Dawg time!!
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Btw- see the length of these nails? That’s how long they should be. Some people just don’t know that not keeping your dogs’ nails trimmed can cause them significant pain anytime they have to put weight on their feetsies. Just go by the Amberlynn Reid Rule: whatever Amber does,
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Her little legs 🤣
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She is The Bush Queen.
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Idk what they���re doing but they have a bubble machine so we’re heading over
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Fucking terrible. The number of Oct 7 related suicides is devastating.
@VividProwess
Vivid.🇮🇱
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Heartbreaking💔 October 7 survivor, Roei Shalev, took his own life last night, unable to bear the pain any longer after losing the love of his life, Mapal, who was murdered by Hamas on that horrific day. May his memory be a blessing.
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Omg she was just licking the cheese curd but never opened her eyes. She is so high!!🤣🤣🤣 Now I’m gonna be terrified all night & checking on her every 15 min to make sure she’s breathing
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She’s moved closer to the cheese curd but hasn’t woken up yet 🤣 I hope she’s in a dreamland of unlimited cheese curds right now!
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She was such a good girl today, she is currently zonked out on pain meds cuz she hurt herself pretty good today. But we went to the ER vet & nothing is broken. Just old! Anyway- I left her a cheese curd for when she wakes up!!
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The pre-crime scene in case I end up dead or missing
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Gawd I’m drunk with a neighbor who got me drunk & stoned & Polly & I ate in her apartment & she hates Jews & Israel & doesn’t know about me yet 🤣 Save meeeeee
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Aww, who else remembers Caitlyn’s Way?? I loved that show so much!!
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I love watching stuff about the history of television. Right now, I’m watching a little documentary about Nickelodeon & how they created & succeeded w/ Snick. It’s way rad, dude!!
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Posting these wherever I find them. It’s a genocide until it’s not useful to them anymore, then it’s a war that Hamas won, apparently.
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Zonked.
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Why did Rosie do this? https://t.co/1Q5RfcOVJw
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Why is Rosie on the Whatever podcast?! 🤣 Please let Chantal or Amber go on next!!
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Is the big girl in orange the one who swims that GW has been watching lately? https://t.co/iini0DMW0T
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The cognitive dissonance of Hamasnik must be something else…
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