*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. From skinny guy who thought gym was for 'meatheads' to this. Thread on looking better: physically and style-wise 🧵

season 2 is taking too long to come out 🥀🥀🥀

Predator

You can always tell when someone genuinely likes you… the energy is too clear.

nah he was moving like the apocalypse was HIS idea 😭

they basically said they loved each other

people wanted her to cheat so bad

“Never get to greedy Franklin”

Dare I say their relationship is better than Mike and eleven

You can forgive someone and still never want to see their shadow again.

Nigeria will make you appreciate the smallest wins like they’re national awards. Adult of 30 go buy fridge, joy go wan finish am😆

Having someone who checks up on you is such a good thing.

Half of adulthood is pretending you’re fine when you’re actually confused.

It’s always the “I don’t want drama” people that have a whole multiverse of chaos behind them.

I know Laurie does love her but it'll always feel like he didn't get Joe so he just settled for Amy 😭

i felt so bad because dustin liked max too💔✌

i felt so bad because dustin liked max too💔✌

I haven’t been feeling like myself lately

someone says run and you stand there🤔

Have you ever been so hungry that you start negotiating with your stomach like “please, give me 30 minutes”?

Alan gotta be the funniest one in hangover