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Laurentian Effete

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Lawyer, Calgarian, poodle in a turtleneck. (he/him) I'm not here any longer. Search the sky for humeinbeing.

Calgary, AB
Joined November 2020
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@calledtotheblah
Laurentian Effete
9 months
long-lost friends, the world is in a worsening state and i miss our soapbox solidarity. i'm following the birds to that other site up in the non-cloudy air. humeinbeing. yes it's spelt like that and yes i'm still exhausting.
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2 years
they're really telling on themselves with names like that
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Jacques Poitras
2 years
The premier is greeting participants in the “march for children.”
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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2 years
shocking news in the #5 spot
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Laurentian Effete
2 years
getting AC installed today and there's a weather alert for snowfall. i fucking love living in the climate crisis.
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@TheBreakdownAB
The Breakdown
2 years
At a press conference where there were several questions about the impact of climate change... This moment where Ric McIver realized he forgot his sunscreen is our favourite... #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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2 years
guess we've reached the point of election night where I start looking at job postings overseas.
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2 years
i don't think you're reaching the people you want.
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@KathleenGanley
Kathleen Ganley
2 years
Alberta, polls open in ONE hour! Let's choose a better future for our province. 🗳️🍊✅ Find your polling station here: https://t.co/hpAjOGh5bz
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2 years
look, you said it. #ableg
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@AblegSimpson
Ableg Simpson
2 years
It’s a roller coaster #abvotes #abvote
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@pancholi_rakhi
Rakhi Pancholi
2 years
UCP candidates telling voters they’ll get rid of Danielle Smith after the election is peak UCP entitlement. Alberta voters should decide who their next Premier should be. Not just UCP members. That’s how we ended up with Danielle Smith in the first place. #ableg
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Laurentian Effete
2 years
Stopped in Okotoks today. Saw a guy wearing an edgy-AF tee that read "Conservative Meat-Eater Unvaccinated Is There Anything Else I Can Do To Offend You" and he was antiquing with his wife. If you haven't been to Okotoks, it is exactly like that.
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@calledtotheblah
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2 years
when a rich old white guy is asking the question, no, I really don't.
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2 years
heh
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@GeraldoRivera
Geraldo Rivera
2 years
All politicians who pose with their AR-15’s should also pose with those gruesome piles of innocent victims.
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Laurentian Effete
2 years
lurching back into activity because there's an election in Alberta or something
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Laurentian Effete
2 years
plus wearing a mask makes me mysterious and cool
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@calledtotheblah
Laurentian Effete
2 years
in like 90 percent of alternate timelines i DEFINITELY died that night
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@calledtotheblah
Laurentian Effete
2 years
i got mugged once on a trip to London. i told the guy with the knife to chill and he said "oi, you American?" and THAT was the thing that pissed me off so when they asked for my phone, instead of handing it over i spiked it the fuck into the pavement
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