Please God

#TwirlOrangePresale @CadburyUK 🤤🤤🤤🤤

90+3 Aurier has realised we are playing in white

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

Pretty sure Sarri has just turned up to my local table tennis match

King and Dawson (when not injured)

Sterling is world class but no one wants to recognise him as such because he runs like Velma from scooby doo

😉😉😉😉😉

@SkySports thanks 🙏

When you try jalapeños for the first time

Really appreciate the council doing roadworks an all but who’s fucking bright idea was it to do them all at once

Visual representation of my asshole when I eat spicy food 🥵

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Really can’t stand Yewande

New chapter in my life started this week and things are only getting better and better

I am truly blessed to have the family and friends that are around me

What a wank day

Miss my Paigey a lot tonight, love you little sis

That's my plans sorted for the weekend