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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
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abolish double negatives no more double negatives.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
pls god give me at least a B this is all I ask for.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
i hope god does the right thing and gives every single person at my neighbors party corona. what the actual fuck they have a party like every saturday and dont stop their loud fuckin music until like 3.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
car brands finally tapping into their brown boy car-loving demographic. if dodge does an ad like this its fuckin over lmao.
@MercedesBenzUSA
Mercedes-Benz USAㅤ
4 years
Old school cool, from one generation to the next. #350SDL #w126 #mbugc
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
fuck masterchef judges fuck them all how u eat food and get mad?????.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
im obsessed w my toes.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
RT @CalAthletics: The Pac-12 Champs 🏆
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
i ate raw vegetables yesterday it was insane like I felt so clean inside idk.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
RT @inzainkhazi: lol
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
writing discussion posts when u actually did the readings is absolutely insane i love it i should do it more.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
WASHINGTON POST FREE FOR EUROPEANS WTFUCK.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
i hate when ppl say shit like evening or afternoon like idk what that means!!! jus say a time like 2pm simple.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
I remember in elementary I WANTED to throw up in class like I would always hope that I did.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
u know the answer's gonna be shit when u ask a question and ur gsi says yes but no. .
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@cali_prob
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4 years
RT @Wahlid:
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
went to sleep early last night changed my life.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
cant wait for my white boy summer.
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@cali_prob
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4 years
why are the comments turned off on a Helen Keller youtube video?? fuck she gonna do read the comments? she's also not even alive.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
fighting to stay awake rn in class ugh.
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@cali_prob
desi jigglypuff thief
4 years
its fkin insane that u literally have e coli in ur colon but u get sick and almost die bc of ingesting e coli??? why doesnt the e coli u eat jus join the e coli in ur colon now u have a ton of e coli the body is so stupid.
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