If I was on the team that lost to airbud I would never touch a basketball again

We checking hairlines at high school reunions so don’t bother with that hat

One time in high school people were roasting and one guy laughed too hard and dude said “shut up that’s why yo head look like Squidward’s house”. Pretty sure that dude never smiled a day in his life after

The child in me died the day I joined linked-in

To all my IE family please give my friend @mustard a pass he’s never been on Perris Blvd and his ignorance is showing. I’ll take him to The Hat at Victoria Gardens and he will learn about what you have to offer.

What she need to do is go undercover as a street vendor

this Kanye doc too inspirational i opened up FL studios & made the worst beat of my life

She was very grateful and that Kanye edit was too mean

It was my duty as a music major to tip that dj $5 for those transitions

I got a flat tire at 7am today and had to change that shit on the freeway by myself but this Rihanna shit…. I’m literally shaking rn

I just went through her likes and usually I want to throw up but now I’m just caught up on euphoria 👍🏾

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2022 is when I take the leap towards my goals

CRYING AND THROWING UP

I wore an A24 costume and wondered why no one knew who I was 🤨

I just got bit by a squirrel and yelled “BITCH” really loud and I can’t look myself in the mirror rn

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I’m never saying I’m a music major at a party ever again. They asking me “Is Whiplash real?” In front of the hoes like ???????