falconette
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MJ / Maria Joy — (she/her) — @GWeekly_ssbu Old God
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Joined October 2023
tysm @OkamiSwan for this sweet ass amiibo of my most favoritest himbo 😍 i will cherish him forever
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i think genuine platonic female friendships are the closest i have come to discovering the meaning of life
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lady just sat in front of my bar at work and started yapping my ear off about learning languages and her favorite dialects as if we were two friends already in a conversation. anyway her name is Emily she’s a massive dork and we will have no less than 3 cats.
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call them the public the way this trans port is free for them
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sucks that the name “Kash Patel” (objectively fire Guy Name) was wasted on such a sad little gnome
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Holy fuck… I’m so happy that I socialized with other women at the start of my transition and never opened 4chan!!
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99% of thrifters leave the store before they find fih shirt.
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TW: gaslighting/manipulation my name is Maria and popular smasher and TO chicken stole my clip. here they are admitting to it below. really disappointing to see a respected community member stoop so low.
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this is literally me playing falco straight up plagiarism
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i hope the last scene in my hero academia is one long uninterrupted shot of minetta getting mercilessly beat to death by the whole cast. no music, excruciatingly accurate foley, long past the point where he is recognizable as the pest he once was.
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how long do you think it will take before someone rhymes “misogynistic” with “massagin’ this dick” in a song
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my friends are workshopping this tweet for me in dms i was not trying to Post i am just desperate and lonely
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