Tom Mitchell
@cakesthebrain
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brilliant but emotionally troubled FBI special agent
Kent
Joined January 2009
Once tried to take a break from social media - realised relying on validation from strangers wasn’t healthy. Posted “taking a break from social media” on all platforms. But then kept checking in to see if anyone was begging me to stay.
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RT @cakesthebrain: Looking to connect with more people on social media who’ll engage with my posts (liking/reposting, NOT commenting) and b….
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Looking to connect with more people on social media who’ll engage with my posts (liking/reposting, NOT commenting) and buy my books. LMK if that’s you.
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I awoke from a night of troubled dreams in a foul mood. There will be a prize if any of you can cheer me up. #cheertomup.
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I love writing. Just not the bit where you actually have to write.
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They say poetry’s hard.But I say this:.Making it rhyme.Is a piece of cake.
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In one of my finest recent achievements, I just quoted verbatim the entirety of Philip Larkin’s ‘This Be The Verse’ … to my parents.
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RT @LibDems: Watch @EdwardJDavey call out the BBC for their failure to hold Nigel Farage to account.
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RT @cakesthebrain: Must have set this reminder after a few drinks. No idea who Dan is, but his time is clearly up.
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RT @PrivateEyeNews: The children’s publishing world was rocked this week as a book was released by a new author who wasn’t a celebrity. Fr….
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Think your life’s bad? Watch an Instagram comedian. Then be grateful you’re not pretending to argue with yourself in a wig.
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Must have set this reminder after a few drinks. No idea who Dan is, but his time is clearly up.
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“I have measured out my life with Wetherspoons.” — T.S. Beeralot.
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Taskmaster’s Alex Horne has a book out this month btw fyi.
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Just turned on the Club World Cup to be confronted by this.
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