It me, your pm, I'd like a moment of your time to talk about the sprint

Once a year on our birthday we should get a free day pass where you get to slam the delete button on a day. No rollover, you have to use it strategically and it only deletes the day for you.

reluctant detective, nun detective, autistic detective, gardening detective duo, clergyman detective, space detective, French but still likeable detective, dog detective

When British people become aware that shows not revolving around detectives and murder mysteries exist, it will be a great day indeed

"I am an athlete", I say to myself, as I pop 2 liquid advils and wash it down with a black drip coffee. "I am peak performance"

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Thank you you’re all smart and perfect

I am not a gym bro, so can someone just confirm for me: is it rude to stand 2 ft away staring at someone while they finish 4 sets on the machine you want?

I swear to god if the rose stick had gone through my eye and killed me instantly, I would be so pissed that’s how I died. Like all the cool shit I do and I die by rose bush am I just a joke to you

I think I just got a black eye from a rose bush. Is this cottage core??

iMessage added edit to sent messages just like Slack and what an upgrade ong

These are the rules and yes I do make them.

As a type A person, working with other type A people is just absolutely *chefkiss*. And if you are not type A, you are just a smol bb and I will cherish and protect you. But if you have car salesman energy we are not friends.

lmao Sheila they’re called gains

I got a massage and thought my therapist would be proud of me (because obviously you can get a A+ at the massage office) for gaining muscle and instead she was like “so …you aren’t getting headaches?”

Do you ever just hallucinate smelling salty ocean air for a second? I feel like this happens to me annually in February and is my brain saying “beach STAT”

If you surprise vomited congratulations you're biologically normal

By making the product sticky and actionable we can truly move the needle and clean up our debt, having the right conversations and compelling our users to really see value, which is what we always want to do and something I've been thinking a lot about.

Getting new tall riding boots today pray for my heels and calves

Unfortunately yesterday I was laid off from my Staff TPM role at Chipper Cash. While I am aligning on my next opportunity, I am also embracing investing in my own business. #Entrepreneurship #starbucksaturdays #blessed #newjourney

PM's: if you're wondering if people can tell that you're bullshitting, the answer is yes. We can all tell lol. You are not good at it (yes you), and furthermore you will never be better at it than developers lol