Eternal mood: leaving the apartment cos you’re tired of being alone, to go sit in a crowded bar so you can not talk to anyone because, frankly, everyone sucks

RIP Ted Kaczynski, inspiration for the most understated footnote ever

That was all a very long-winded way of saying I need another tattoo I guess

Guess we’re on a theme this week

Profoundly depressing that at a newly minted age of 37 I am the go-to person to talk about losing a parent because I’ve been through it twice

Super hyped about seeing the Mojave again next week One of these days I’m not coming back

There’s an eternal joy and sadness when you realize you can step on cracks in the sidewalk and not have any superstitious consequences

If I may quote @TodayinTabs : “reality? I’m so scared about reality.”

nick castellanos in the NLCS might finally be what we need for kissinger

Don’t answer questions

Transpose the inequality gradient from countries like Germany, France or the Netherlands onto the US, and you would instantly lift living standards for the US poor by 💸40%💸, up to among the highest in the world. And the richest Americans would remain among the world’s richest!

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

We are delighted to hear reports that the queen is finally dead but express our deepest remorse to hear the remaining royal family are still alive. #celebrate #Queen #anarchism

The question nobody is awake to answer: do I do the good thing and go socialize with potential new friends on very little sleep, or actually sleep and then hide in my cave like the depressed lizard I really am

But I don’t WANNA LL Championship, goddammit. So much anxiety