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baker by day, rocket science and software by night

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@cachecrab
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5 months
this is who you’re up against
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@cachecrab
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you have to be alienated to contribute meaningful things thought from the ground up.
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@cachecrab
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3 days
creative writing is the opposite of reasoning (as in CoT length extension). the less you think the better you write. only consistency matters. look at all the rappers smoking weed and still producing good stuff. you literally have to make urself retarded in a way.
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@cachecrab
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9 days
it’s all fractals within spheres.
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@cachecrab
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9 days
flew on an embraer once, became my favourite instantly.
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@cachecrab
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11 days
only just noticed this from grok's image gen announcement
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@cachecrab
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12 days
the only app that has an unusable loading time but i’m happy to use is the mcdonald’s app. sacrificing my battery for cheaper mcdonald’s.
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@cachecrab
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12 days
my mum knew this and taught me not to eat cheese before bed, how was this not studied before.
@Dexerto
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13 days
A new research study found that cheese could increase the chances of having nightmares
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@cachecrab
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13 days
considering making a cachebench for AI that is like ARC-AGI but for the shit that i tried to get AI to code but failed. feel free to reply suggestions for what to add (will only add if it suits my taste).
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@cachecrab
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14 days
thank you openai for not giving me any info at all why im past my quota. i have credits, im not hitting rate limits (first chat of the day), even checked without the prompt sharing key (have a separate key for open source projects so i get free credits).
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@cachecrab
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17 days
im gonna be making a graph db as a research project, and even tho i will copy over the storage layer of @hlx_db i will architect it like scylladb but sharding on vertex hash.
@cachecrab
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17 days
thank you meta for helping me solve what i should shard graph db's on.
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@cachecrab
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17 days
thank you meta for helping me solve what i should shard graph db's on.
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@cachecrab
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17 days
if they’re open sourcing o4-mini level you can get claude code for free.
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@cachecrab
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18 days
binging videos on raft.
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@cachecrab
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18 days
just spent hours chatting with o3 on making a ScyllaDB but for graphs with LMDB.
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@cachecrab
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20 days
based on servo.
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@cachecrab
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20 days
time to make a browser.
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@cachecrab
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20 days
no reason you cant have a huge number of databases that you route to. implementing sharding manually is arguably easier than dealing with existing db sharding.
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@cachecrab
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20 days
sqlite *is* scalable, you just architect it so that when you don't need joins across tables you use separate database files.
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@cachecrab
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20 days
henry went from tpot to crackpot.
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@cachecrab
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22 days
naming the deadman switch samson.
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