Coding na mix ya Christina Shusho nione kama nitapata intervention from above 🤭.

Nairobi was that an earth tremor or was I tripping 🥲.

RT @Nyamisa_Chela: 1/ 🧵 My personal experience during the (PEV). I was 16 years old. It was just before New Year’s Day, and we lived in an….

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Someone asked me who are/is your friend friend, I stopped to think and I realized I don't have any friends. .

How does a whole kplc CIU get lost in the house.Is there a way to ping it😩.

Slept and found my little guy removed my earrings. Is this my cue to start sleeping with a helmet on??🥲.

In the morning I almost put garlic instead of ginger into my tea. Sahii I almost mixed tea with porridge. Aaah I rebuke every weapon fashioned against my mental health 🥲😩.

When I was starting off my career I used to wonder what's this cached data that these guys usually talk about 🥲.

My son asked me how old I was, I told him 5 years, he goes like you're too big, wewe unafaa kuwa 15 years. Okay son say no more 15 years it is 😅😂.

I've just remembered as a kid when eating githeri I used to separate my maize from beans. Then start with the maize and finish with beans 😀 .Good old days😌.

Proof some of the friends we keep are enemies in disguise - This lady was flying international for the first time, she told her friend, the so called decided to hide her ticket and passport on the day of departure. They then found it 2hrs later in her bag.

Gen Zs are no longer taking alcohol through the mouth. At this rate I'm resigned. Wanapeleka syllabus mbio sana😕.

Today I woke up and I was like today I'm gonna fix that bug that has been whopping my **s for almost a week now. 30 mins in I find the issue 2hrs later viola!! it's resolved. Mindset 💪💪💪.

Soft guy era .Drizzle Drizzle.

We all have that one relative ambao hawana chills. During the holidays they asked me "kwani bwana ulipata hakupei chakula umekonda sana" translated from kikuyu😅.I just smiled, mimi sitaki laana.Shagz hawatambui being petite 🤣🤣🤣.

Skibidi toilet, Minecraft, TV man, sijui camera man. I'm fed up with those shows on youtube and restricting isn't helping at all😪.Is this really meant for kids??.

If they don't know what's going on, they don't know what to attack.

Cyberbullying can really mess someone up yaani Pritty Vishy has been bullied about her appearance, now she really thinks she's ugly. And majority of people who bully her are women weeh😪.

Cab drivers be like I'm driving a Mazda Carol .How am I supposed to know what a Mazda Carol looks like🤦.

RT @themarcba: Developers looking at someone refactoring the code they wrote