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Ari K.

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Programmer in the streets, waifu in the sheets with a PhD in disappointing parents 😳 https://t.co/ClMiBevUWw Get to know me below! ⬇️

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Ari K.
8 months
Unfortunately I'm not AI 🥺
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Ari K.
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5'1 with a dark sense of humor, endless appetite for pizza, and a tendency to steal hoodies 👀 Any red flags?
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Ari K.
3 months
If a 5'1 engineer told you the left leg is breakfast and the right leg is lunch... would you like to have some brunch? 😳
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Ari K.
4 months
5'1 and flat as a pancake, hungry as a Hobbit, blind as a bat with thick glasses. Smash or pass? (Be honest)
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Ari K.
5 months
No plastic, no makeup, no boyfriend… Natural and single is still winning in 2025, right?
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Ari K.
5 months
Confession: Many girls are actually interested in older men, but we’re scared to say it out of fear of being judged. I'm 24 and people think I only like older men because they have money… Truth is, I have my own engineering job, an OF, and I never expect a man to pay for me.
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Ari K.
5 months
Any way a single 5'1 engineer could test the structural integrity of your face? 🫢
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Ari K.
5 months
Men over 30, if you prefer your snacks 5ft tall and Japanese, with a mix of both sweet and savory… drop me a hint? 💌
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Ari K.
5 months
〇 in a relationship 〇 single 〇 we don’t even text but I miss them ⬤ just want a relationship with nerdy older guy who will game with me, binge Lord of the Rings while eating all the snacks, build Lego sets together, cuddle 24/7 and rewatch the entire Pokémon series, Star Wars
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Ari K.
5 months
I’m attracted to older men (over 40), but I feel really shy about making the first move because I’m younger, I don’t have much dating experience and I don’t want to get rejected… I also have a high drive, which I've been told it's embarrassing. Men, how would you feel if a girl
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Ari K.
5 months
Men over 30 who are single, sweet, and like tiny 5ft engineers... do you exist? 🙈👀
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Ari K.
5 months
5'1 and 98 lbs of standard issue engineer. Smash or pass, or challenge to a duel? 🫢
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Ari K.
5 months
Would you spend a lazy Sunday with a 5'1 engineer who's slightly clingy and gives sloppy cuddles during a LOTR marathon?
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Ari K.
5 months
Would you ever date a petite girl who prefers them small and under 5"?
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Ari K.
6 months
Men over 30 who enjoy having 98 lbs of Asian fusion sitting on their face and testing the structural integrity of a beard... drop me a hint? 💌
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Ari K.
6 months
can we skip to the part where I’m wearing only my husband's T-shirt flipping pancakes and making bacon in a pretty house with a cute baby and two dogs
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Ari K.
6 months
5'1, single half Japanese and Chinese, looking for something to do on a Friday night... how does Asian fusion sound for dinner? 🫢
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Ari K.
6 months
5'1, wears glasses, likes to clean, responds to "get on your knees" and will wake you up with mouth hugs. Any takers?
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Ari K.
6 months
I’m 24 and attracted to older men over 40, but I get anxious about making the first move. I’m socially awkward, introverted, used to being rejected, and not very experienced when it comes to relationships. Men, how would you feel about a younger woman approaching you (and
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Ari K.
6 months
Would you be disappointed if I told you my actual stats? Height, weight, HP, special attack, final evolution...
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Ari K.
6 months
Boyfriend wishlist: over 35, has a beard or a dad bod, doesn't last too long, likes homemade Japanese food, would have trouble keeping his hands off me while I cook dinner for us, likes it when I wear something special for him under my everyday clothes, would call in sick to work
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