
Ari K.
@byteofari
Followers
208K
Following
238
Media
127
Statuses
437
Programmer in the streets, waifu in the sheets with a PhD in disappointing parents 😳 https://t.co/ClMiBevUWw Get to know me below! ⬇️
Slide in my DMs →
Joined April 2019
5'1 with a dark sense of humor, endless appetite for pizza, and a tendency to steal hoodies 👀 Any red flags?
187
144
7K
If a 5'1 engineer told you the left leg is breakfast and the right leg is lunch... would you like to have some brunch? 😳
278
166
7K
5'1 and flat as a pancake, hungry as a Hobbit, blind as a bat with thick glasses. Smash or pass? (Be honest)
514
251
10K
No plastic, no makeup, no boyfriend… Natural and single is still winning in 2025, right?
222
145
7K
Confession: Many girls are actually interested in older men, but we’re scared to say it out of fear of being judged. I'm 24 and people think I only like older men because they have money… Truth is, I have my own engineering job, an OF, and I never expect a man to pay for me.
140
36
2K
Any way a single 5'1 engineer could test the structural integrity of your face? 🫢
299
202
8K
Men over 30, if you prefer your snacks 5ft tall and Japanese, with a mix of both sweet and savory… drop me a hint? 💌
256
147
7K
〇 in a relationship 〇 single 〇 we don’t even text but I miss them ⬤ just want a relationship with nerdy older guy who will game with me, binge Lord of the Rings while eating all the snacks, build Lego sets together, cuddle 24/7 and rewatch the entire Pokémon series, Star Wars
135
28
2K
I’m attracted to older men (over 40), but I feel really shy about making the first move because I’m younger, I don’t have much dating experience and I don’t want to get rejected… I also have a high drive, which I've been told it's embarrassing. Men, how would you feel if a girl
252
18
1K
Men over 30 who are single, sweet, and like tiny 5ft engineers... do you exist? 🙈👀
359
211
9K
5'1 and 98 lbs of standard issue engineer. Smash or pass, or challenge to a duel? 🫢
603
470
18K
Would you spend a lazy Sunday with a 5'1 engineer who's slightly clingy and gives sloppy cuddles during a LOTR marathon?
304
172
9K
Would you ever date a petite girl who prefers them small and under 5"?
202
180
8K
Men over 30 who enjoy having 98 lbs of Asian fusion sitting on their face and testing the structural integrity of a beard... drop me a hint? 💌
280
155
7K
can we skip to the part where I’m wearing only my husband's T-shirt flipping pancakes and making bacon in a pretty house with a cute baby and two dogs
83
11
1K
5'1, single half Japanese and Chinese, looking for something to do on a Friday night... how does Asian fusion sound for dinner? 🫢
288
244
10K
5'1, wears glasses, likes to clean, responds to "get on your knees" and will wake you up with mouth hugs. Any takers?
262
184
7K
I’m 24 and attracted to older men over 40, but I get anxious about making the first move. I’m socially awkward, introverted, used to being rejected, and not very experienced when it comes to relationships. Men, how would you feel about a younger woman approaching you (and
240
16
1K
Would you be disappointed if I told you my actual stats? Height, weight, HP, special attack, final evolution...
143
89
5K
Boyfriend wishlist: over 35, has a beard or a dad bod, doesn't last too long, likes homemade Japanese food, would have trouble keeping his hands off me while I cook dinner for us, likes it when I wear something special for him under my everyday clothes, would call in sick to work
271
27
2K