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😭 every. morning.
My son starts his mornings with an “eish” every time he’s woken up for school. Sometimes it’s 3 “eish”s in a row. 😭
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My son has been asking for a dress. I finally decided to just get him dresses despite being afraid he’d get teased by other kids. Today, the boy next door asked why he was wearing a dress, I said “he wanted one” and he said “okay” then they continued to play. The kids are alright
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So earlier my dad and son were watching cartoons in dad's room while I was bathing. Went to check on them when I was done and found them like this 😂❤
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My son starts his mornings with an “eish” every time he’s woken up for school. Sometimes it’s 3 “eish”s in a row. 😭
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He seems like the type to leave groove early because he misses his wife and I really want that for myself.
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I had an actual baby with my crush. Level up.
My crush calls me "Baby"....how's your life going??😊😊😊😊
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The hospital switched my baby with another after birth and no real explanation was offered. They just said we’re lucky it was discovered (not even by them, the personnel) and didn’t even say sorry at least. But yeah, health system nton nton.
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His parents naming him “Mihlali’s boyfriend” is the real crime
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I know we say God doesn't make mistakes but I think we can all agree that men were not his best work
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Yoh this guy only started paying school fees this year (the baby started last year and I made all those payments alone) but he’s bragging about spending 7k on clothes for a CHILD at Cotton On?????? 😭😭😭😭😭 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I COULDVE DONE FOR THIS KID WITH 7K????????
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Kim Kardashian when she gets home
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Your boyfriend's friends deserve Oscars for best supporting actors in his web of lies. True performers.
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Luckily I will never have this problem because I date men and demons can't possess other demons.
Your partner gets possessed by a demon, you leaving or tryna help them?
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Sometimes I’ll wake him up with an enthusiastic “GOOD MORNING BABY!”
Then get a very sleepy “no” 💀
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Guys. Remember when I quit my job last year with no plan, and only a few thousands in my savings to survive on? I signed an offer letter today. Over double the salary from the job quit ❤️
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This dude met me when I was 20 and he was 29. That girl he used to push around and intimidate doesn’t exist anymore.
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Older brothers are hypocrites 😂
You sex other people's sisters but rona ha re jewa le nna le di meltdown
My younger sister posted this on Whatsapp . I need to go pray
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My baby’s first school picture. Idk why he’s posing like that 😂
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I saw a TikTok that said the 6th Love Language is feeling known. Someone doing/saying things that make you feel like they really know and pay attention to even the smallest details about you.
And I feel like this is what I’ve been missing.
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Let me just thread this story.
So I've tweeted a few times that a certain hospital gave me the wrong baby, right? Well, this is what happened:
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I don't know what he was doing but I love this pic so much 😂❤
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I’m going to make a lot of mistakes as a mum but my child lacking a safe space will not be one of them
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Ke kopa le mpatlele tiro. Anywhere. Willing to move out the city today.
I have 3 years experience as a primary school teacher at private schools and I also recently obtained a Masters degree in Politics and International relations. 🙏🏽
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My baby got second place in a spelling bee 🥰 he got his first ever academic award 🥰🥰🥰
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from other girls
Guys where do yol get boyfriends who actually know how to boyfriend? 😔
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Dude struggles with pronunciation but he��s so smart 😭 a re a parallelogram is like a rectangle but it’s skewed 😭🔥
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There were 5 of us in these frames, and now we’re back to 4. Would’ve been nice to have a new little addition, but I guess they weren’t ready for all the love we had to offer. 💕
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And just like that, we’re ready for big boy school. 🥹❤️
My baby’s first school picture. Idk why he’s posing like that 😂
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I’m deadass not going to respond to any part of that thread because he’s making my efforts of trying to have a civil co parenting relationship seem like I’ve never actually chewed his head off about being useless before which is ok. But yoh that 7k thing?? And he’s proud??
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My angel. For 4 years, now, I’ve loved you, and forever isn’t enough to give you the love I want to give you. In this life, and the next, no matter what, you’ll always be the best decision I’ve ever made. To four chapters, looking forward to many more.
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Gatwe..
Good Morning, what’s the appropriate age yok’introduc(a) ama chores at home ?
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When it ends, just be glad you didn’t have a baby with him ❤️
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don't stress us please
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Botswana should shut schools down while cases are still 0. Protect the kids, protect the future.
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When he’s 21 and very visibly hungover, I’ll walk into his room at 6am, sit on the corner of his bed, and start telling him super long, super boring stories.
“Kana MmaArenaya sale a adimile jerry can yame, le jaana Ntse ha a ise a e buse. Ke ipotsa gore ka gore….”
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My kid has been talking my ear off since 6am, I cannot wait to return the favour 😩
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First half of the year good to me. Bagged a contract and a Masters? Ha go maswe maswe
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When your partner is being dragged on the TL and you create a burner account to get a few things off your chest >>
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I start on Monday 💕
Mom starts hers in 2 weeks
Baby dad started his last monday
Wins all around 😌❤
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My baby daddy is the reason I’m no longer suicidal. Imagine my son growing up with HIS version of events? I gotta live bro
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I just kicked this kid out of class for making a joke that caused everyone to scream their lungs out and he said “worth it.” on his way out. 😭
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The cake 🥺🥺 as you guys might know, Lencwe is OBSESSED with shapes. They knocked it out the park. (They even included a parallelogram 😂❤️)
Thank you Couture Confections❤️
(Instagram
@Couture_Confectionsbw
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Guys, for YEARS I’ve been hearing stories about what a stressful baby mama I am, ke rile tu. Nigga went on RADIO and lied about his role as a father. Ke rile tu. Yaanong I’m getting long ass messages about being a hater? 😭 waitse nna kea di BONA
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and that WHOLE YEAR I was footing the bill for our asthmatic baby, paying school fees alone, being told “I’ll make a plan” whenever I fell short financially, only to get a plastic with 5 cool things from cotton on because drip first 😭
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Gatwe it’s the aunt and guys nna tota hakeitse why as an aunt you would be built like that? 😭
Kokoleo wearing the same shirt he wore a while back on a date with Kim and also wore it this past weekend while cheating on her, again,
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I hear you.
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Kana a while ago I took out a loan and the person that was handling my account and stuff called me the evening the money landed in my account borrowing 2k. I’m still so shook💀
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But gorgeous girls stop being gorgeous when they’re mean girls
Bro, Fifi is gorgeous. Tf are you niggas talmbout 😭
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Nah this degree means a lot to me. Man I enrolled when my baby was 2 months old, knee deep in that post partum depression. Idk how many times I wanted to drop out over the last 5 semesters. I deadass didn’t have a single semester left in me. This last one was all or nothing. 😭
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A blessing delayed is not a blessing denied.
✨Leabo; A gift from God✨
Merry Christmas, from my boys and I, to you and yours. ❤️🙏🏽
There were 5 of us in these frames, and now we’re back to 4. Would’ve been nice to have a new little addition, but I guess they weren’t ready for all the love we had to offer. 💕
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Aaaannnnndddd the hair has been relaxed
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Girl I used to believe that as well until the boy had a lung infection and I was down to my last cent. He said “I’ll make a plan,” I came on here PANICKING, strangers sent me money for his medication and to take him back for check up. Le jaana he’s still ‘making a plan’
I used to really believe that if one parent isn't showing up financially but is there in every other way it's okay, but yoh what an unfair thing for the primary care giver because THEY WILL find a way. Ngwana ga je love & care, ga apare love and care, ga ithute ka love
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One of my students takes his hearing aids off when I start to annoy him ka go bua ka his handwriting. Every single day.
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Their whole lives
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Bought P200 electricity and got 176 units. These are the things that excite me now.
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💀 guys kana my grandmother got these in the tv room at her house because she was tired of us sleeping on the couches. She never even went into that room, idk why she was THAT angry about it 😭✋🏽
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Left my mother with my son for ONE night. Ntse ke ipotsa gore aa yaanong ngwana o tsetilwe
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That “strange dirty dark man” constantly tells me I need to try mend things with you for the sake of Lencwe. Wena o bua colorist bullshit about the person that ACTUALLY cares and is present for your kid. Sies dawg
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One of my friends needs to get married so I can wear this out the house
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