Fresca is the nectar of the gods

Kind of fucking insane that she turned out to be the corniest fucking loser on the planet

This is Jane Goodall’s final message recorded in March that was only to be released upon her passing. What an amazing woman. It’s worth a listen.

I'm on the fourth day of my period 🫶🏾✨️

Guys she’s using the canning tongs upside down. The rubber part goes around the jars so they don’t slip.

Dave Portnoy is shorter than a literal horse jockey

Why do they look like the h'yuck sound Goofy does

“He’s a grown man who calls himself Bad Bunny” - fans of Jelly Roll -

Idk Diddy getting just 4 years in prison ain’t enough for me. He spent 20+ years terrorizing people, he deserved way more time than that

So diddy already made bookings for NEXT WEEK in Miami?? LMFAOOOOOO Top tier narcissism. His head is so far up his own ass, this whole shit has been a joke to him. I hope he gets the max.

Judge: Exploitation and violence against women must be met with real accountability, to promote respect for the law. The Court reaches a few conclusions. 135 months would be more than necessary

god forbid i have a little etiquette for once

Hey JD Vance: We’re just having some fun.

Pedophile MAGA preacher gets only six months of jail for raping a little girl. Wonder why....

BREAKING: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert portrays JD Vance. “We heard that JD Vance loves a good-natured, funny meme, so we made one just for him!” I'm choosing to believe this is actual footage and not 'AI'

Lmfao Krystal Ball ended Tomi Lahren 💀

MAGA Charleston Judge James Gosnell who used the N word regularly & called Dylan Roof’s family victims has been charged with Child sex abuse images & allegedly more & won’t be getting out of jail anytime soon. Law enforcement & the DA are looking for more of his young victims! 😡

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

Oh shit the anti immigrant guy you helped get elected turned around and became super anti immigrant

BREAKING: Former Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleads guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl in the 1980s and will serve 6 months in prison.

NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)