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For Tablet, I wrote about Social-Emotional Learning (SEL), the therapeutic trend that’s probably already at your local public school. SEL is an expansive— and very lucrative— industry of dubious specialists, more insidiously entrenched than DEI
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Le creuset becoming the bourgeois lady’s funko pop
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It’s funny that “it-girl writer” is even a thing considering that writing necessitates the deeply uncool, creepy kind of personality that delights in rifling through other people’s garbage
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The Barbie movie felt very post-critique, in that it was straight up retarded
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I wrote an essay on the therapeutic turn in arts and entertainment
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Is there anyone who doesn’t feel like they wasted their twenties one way or another
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Anglos really perfected the form of Dog. Japanese dogs are elegant, but fickle and catlike. Chinese dogs are slow-witted contortions of flesh. But in English breeds, beauty and spirit unite.
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Academia wants it both ways— they want to be a loving egalitarian community while also being hierarchical, conformist, and gatekeepy. As a result no one, not even the tenured, has real authority beyond petty etiquette policing.
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the diverse children’s book industry is so sinister. basically just adults forcing their kids to read instagram infographics and grifters cynically meeting whatever obscure niche can be found.
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Youth exists to be squandered because youth is limitless, only age and proximity to death can let you see how its infinite potential was meant to be applied. The regret is inbuilt. I find that inevitability nice!
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aoc is bella swan for pmc women raised on the west wing. she’s a self insert. it’s futile to argue with that kind of projection
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cultural conservative notion of “safetyism” gets it wrong by taking the objects of their critique too much at face value. these kids don’t actually feel threatened or unsafe in any way. they’re integrating themselves into a corporate grievance structure and reaping its rewards.
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Can’t believe I endured months of everyone’s takes and thinkpieces on its true “agenda” only to watch the movie and be like oh it’s literally retarded
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Therapists nowadays will give you infinite tools to victimize, pathologize, and justify yourself but no tools to stand up for yourself and assert your own authority— which is ultimately the only way to change your lot!
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You know the zoomer emphasis on “media literacy” is fake when they all have watched the entire Criterion channel and yet understood none of it
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This is why twinks make good muses, they allow the poet to ponder the distance between past and present selves, as in a convex mirror
Josh Brolin’s poem for Timothée Chalamet on the set of ‘DUNE 2’.
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Why do film twitter people act like anything good in a film by Bad Horny Man is an accidental byproduct and not an intentional creative choice?
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there’s this prevailing idea that a liberal education forcibly indoctrinates you when in reality its more like it abandons you. it gives you the skills to relativize and justify anything and no ability to truly commit to and understand yourself / others— total nihilism
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At the same time, there’s an insidious and unprecedented way that modernity leaves youth unprepared, tricks you into wasting and selling away your time… paraphrasing recent ep of This Jungian Life: “the modern world offers powerful ways to weaponize your denial”
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Have always been completely confounded by why geishas blackened their teeth until reading Tanizaki’s “In Praise of Shadows.”
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something tragic about this story. how femininity is the late capitalist virtual affect that allows you to be seen
Popular Japanese biker
@azusagakuyuki
turns out to be a 50-year-old man using FaceApp. "No one will read what a normal middle-aged man posts on his account"
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too much judgment falls on horse girls not enough on DOLPHIN GIRLS
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People today are like “I will collage an identity out of obscure online signifiers and then screenshot-mock my tinder matches that don’t get it” GEE wonder why that birth rate be falling!!!
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A cheap ploy female writers do today is write about mundane bodily functions (picking nose, taking shits) and pretend this is so taboo and transgressive and they are the feminist vanguard. Endlessly resurrecting and defiling a cow no one thinks is sacred.
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Duplicitous thing about Everything Everywhere All At Once is that it’s the tale of a narcissistic millenial masquerading as that of an immigrant mother. Infinite decisions, unactualized celebrity, hyperonline saturation— these are the problems of millennials, not Chinese moms
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dont care about jia tolentino and frankly the most authentically immigrant thing about her is her willingness to stand by her human trafficker parents, just wild how easily the “muhh trauma” card works on pmc liberals lol
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I like that it exhibited a truly feminine conception of time and space, ie nonexistent. Retard Feminism, kind of cool
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time for the real age gap discourse: what do you think is the ideal sibling age gap?
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Shoutout to all mutuals who tolerated my rage tweets about this!
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almost everyone i like is single and stuck in a miserable cycle of online dating. something is fucked up in the water somebody doesn’t want our generation happy
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imagining a tiktok hype house but instead of aerobic peppy teens, its just this type churning out takes on how shakespeare was a woman with diabetes. oh wait that’s just academia!
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Incredible that you can be a “nutritionist” today and be like “eat whatever you want! never ever feel guilt!”
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One reason why art and literature suck today is that it takes a leap of faith to make anything worthwhile and everything in the world conspires against faith
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girls are the ruling elite of twitter and each day a chosen dumb bitch is sacrificed to the shitposting hoi polloi to stave off the realization of their own pathetic impotence... few days ago it was syllabus girl and today it’s abortion hoops girl...
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he is just... perfect... history as great progress is a LIE
Mesolithic amber bear. Found in Słupsk, Poland.
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Much of the appeal of White Lotus is seeing rich white people on TV again
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omg im finally reading dune and realizing that “butlerian jihad” is not in fact an esoteric meme referring to terroristic gender performativity
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Is there any meanness in contemporary poetry? Everything I read is ripe fruit, tenderness, and solemn revelation. No caustic wit, no bitterness towards self or other.
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Taylor Swift is so compelling because she’s a 31 year old writing as a 12 year old fantasizing about life as a 20 year old
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When the they/them and the office administrator get cozy, you know shit’s gonna go down. It’s like when the eunuchs and the dried up concubines formed a cabal to end the dynasty
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Why are all the snottiest egirls treating this like some kind of aberrant sexuality instead of pretty typical creative neurosis? Kafka was not a “gooner” or porn addicted
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Many bleak elements here (“their capacities are different,” “the nineteenth century is a long time ago,” “Harvard”) but don’t let them distract from the implication that wokeness is a way to seem “engaged” and smart without knowing anything beyond your immediate cultural horizon
Students at Harvard now struggle to read The Scarlet Letter, a novel that was once one of those most commonly taught in high schools.
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will never understand the recurrent online libfem drive to bar men from having any kind of culture, aesthetic, form of artistic expression... do they want to date spiritual vagrants who only live for youtube exegeses of the new dune?
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Cracking myself up imagining a guy who takes his immigrant mother to see Everything Everywhere and then she beats his ass
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The quiet courage of existing as a woman without alluding vaguely to some dark trauma
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Baby came an hour after that tweet— I had no time for an epidural. Labor was so fast and furious she shat herself out of fear
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clowns are a vestigial remainder of ancient dramatic forms indistinguishable from ritual magic. thats why they are scary to us, the citizens of a disenchanted age
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being a young girl was tough because you could imagine your dream man in great detail but be unable to rotate him in your mind
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A terrible consequence of the creative writing workshop format— all authorial decisions, no matter how minor, are crowdsourced and second-guessed. You’re not encouraged to follow your instincts or individual will
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The funniest thing about these booktok kids is they’re always bookmarking and annotating like it’s AP English and the sentence is like “his werewolf dick entered me with a mind of its own”
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The liberal war on “misinformation” is a total delusion founded on the premise that conservatism / skepticism comes from specific, controllable origins rather than being a natural response to social management of large populations
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giving birth made me realize how much of biology we suppress & demystify in secular modernity. breastfeeding is the hardest, most bizarre, most magical (w both positive & negative valence of the word) thing i’ve done. i’ve never felt so subject to nature as those first few weeks
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Feminism is too fake for me to have any opinions about. Prefer to appreciate the lives and work of great individual women
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The whole concept of a Willy Wonka origin story spoils his fey mystique. Is he a child molester? An ancient trickster god? We don’t know, that’s why he’s compelling!
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I love a lot of things about Camille Paglia, among them that she admitted to stalking Catherine Deneuve
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chrissy teigen is a perpetual exhibit of the neurosis of contemporary celebrity. rather than accepting her elite status and the noble duties of stardom (charisma, mystique, unapproachability), she demands to be seen as relatable, puffy-faced, one of us!
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People are ragging on these tweets as an example of how elitist and hierarchical academia is. When they are actually indicative of hierarchies collapsing. She has tenure but no social authority; the grad students can still stunt on her in the court of public opinion
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Dostoevsky wouldn’t even tell his family his baby had died because he knew the depths of human envy and malice while people today will share their every misfortune for crumbs of internet attention
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gone girl managed to survive gender wars / libfem empowerment discourse cycles without being assimilated into full cringe because Amazing Amy registers the double-edged treachery of the girlboss feminist’s poetics of personal disclosure (“telling HER truth”)
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People should read Roald Dahl’s erotic stories. Mischievous, pervy, funny
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Damn ok the people have spoken
1000 follows and I’ll post a pic of me about to be attacked by a monkey
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David Lynch has the imaginative flexibility of a mangaka. Laura Palmer starts as a joke on the overwrought tone of true crime: universally beloved good girl who was also the town whore. But as the joke gains layers of depth, Laura feels realer than a straight depiction would
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Been revisiting The Last Psychiatrist. I forgot how ahead of the curve it is. I read a lot of his blog in the 2010s but somehow never remember anything. It flows through me like water
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“relatability” is a repulsive concept fit for a narcissistic age, it assumes the external world exists to reflect your subjective experience
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“pedagogy” is flooded with this carelord bs that also conveniently flatters academic egos. kids aren’t terrified of a bunch of eunuchs and neurotics. if anything they’re terrified of entering a precarity economy that renders them unpeople if they aren’t cv grubbers by age 12
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it’s been depressing to see how neoliberal aesthetics dominate Pixar’s secular spirituality. Inside Out: consciousness looks like Apple Genius Bar; Coco: afterlife looks like TSA; Soul: afterlife looks like Ted Talk
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The worst consequence of humanities courses fixated on “deconstructing” knowledge is it makes it impossible for any kids who didn’t go one of like 3 private high schools to learn anything
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If you’re really worried about grooming you should call for the mass destruction of contemporary YA. An industry of sexually confused women projecting their confusion onto the next generation
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nyc leftoids meticulously drafting their subway crime takes that signal horror, sympathy, and proper anti police sentiment, with all the artful flourishes of an edith wharton protagonist writing a letter
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girls will be like “my art” and its just like a bundle of twigs a tampon string and some photos they took on vacation in iceland
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motherhood thus far is mostly being obsessed with making your baby large and then crying that she’s no longer small
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encountered this term today, its supposed to be more “empowering” than run of the mill crazy person
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personally feel like all first dates should be walks. no direct eye contact until second date its too much too fast
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It’s almost spring! Last year, I tried to grow a bouquet a week. Here’s March’s plunder—
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you weren’t radicalized by miyazake or sesame street, you were sold the neoliberal consumer identity of “radicalism” thru social media
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Pixar’s downward trend can be measured by the increasing tendency towards abstracted tech-office beanbag blob characters
Pixar’s ‘ELEMENTAL’ earns $29.5M in the film’s domestic opening weekend.
It is the lowest Pixar opening in history.
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One day her arm rolls will disappear, and I will be destroyed!!!
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My students were always shocked by homosexuality in ancient texts, duped by the progressive myth that gayness was only recognized in the last few decades. But I told them it had to be understood in the context of strict regimes of gender segregation unthinkable to us today
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