i wish i had one of those tubes that goes right into ur stomach so that i didnt have to eat anything

jeff the killer and his arch nemesis frank the friend

i dont give a fuck dude

the furry community has still never recovered from that one episode of csi

if u pee in the dream u pee in real life :(

acab includes my endocrinologist

theres tons of fun animals out there

yummy grapes alarm🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

they put yummy grapes on the no-fly list

If You Die In Headspace You Die In Real Life

thinking about that one tweet i saw about the incest discourse that started like "if a girl calls me mommy in bed (and many do)-" like ok bro ur making a good point but there was no need for that 😭

sorry for the diatribe this is mostly meant to be a joke account for funnies and laffs but this shit is just too important to me

and the number of queer people who just accept this as fact is so disturbing. we're already watching the beginnings of trans genocide through the lens of "protecting the kids," and none of you have the foresight to realize that the leopards will eventually eat your face?

like idk i just have a sneaking suspicion that equating a cartoon (bocu no pico) with Child Sexual Abuse Material is not exactly helpful at the moment

when you joke (but especially when you aren't joking) about people who watch xyz show or play xyz game or enjoy xyz movie being pedophiles, does it ever occur to you that maybe associating literally everything you dont like with pedophilia waters down the term just a bit

[having sex with my magician girlfriend] her: babe im close me: oh yeah do it inside her: fuckk im cumming! me: *reaching down to check* wtf where is it her: check behind ur ear ;)

i still cant get over how much maduro looks like dr disrespect in that one picture

Goon With Kindness. Masturbate Your Heart. Ejaculate Love. ❤️❤️❤️

autistic people will be like "hey did you know that nobody knows if jfk won the popular vote because alabama did some funky shit where people voted directly for presidential electors rather than a party or candidate?" and then be like "omg how did u know i was autistic??"

smoking that weed that makes you wander through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights