someone should do something about this ‼️‼️‼️.

ok, it was free, but the poor pharmacist had to deal w them for like 20 minutes :(((.

asking a genie for 100 wishes so i can wish for a futch in a tank top with visible nipples 100 times ‼️‼️‼️.

bro what the fuck ?

doctors loooooove to tell u what ur BMI is for some reason….

Thanks to @TKopelman for having me on The Long Game Podcast. We dug into Indexed Universal Life (IUL) insurance pitched as “investments” & “tax-free retirement.” In reality, they’re costly insurance products ruining retirements and draining savings nationwide. 🎧.

had mimosas and watched downton abbey w my friends. im so happy in this moment :).

literally cant think of anything worse than being “a little bit bored”.

bro why is this giving “Dwayne ‘Girl Cock’ Johnson” rn…

feelin a way only saying “yeah ive been thinkin about goin to grad school” can fix.

been into this whole thing lately

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*right after jerkin off* sorry i dunno what came over me.

i gotta spend at least 15 hours a week driving or i melt away.

i drink a little coffee. its morning time :).

i hope by 2026 ill be napping every day.

FUCK LABUBUS ITS ALL ABOUT REALISTIC MONKEY DOLLS

what is mine and is it just “being annoying” ?.

r u guys rockin w my pasta ?

We couldn't agree more, Mr. President!!

RT @r31gnn: when your ovens gotta pre a little bit🤤.

making dinner for a woman later. who can relate? (woo!).

yeah im about to have leftovers >:3.