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Nathan Fraser gets rooked by Johnny Gargano....and Shinsuke Nakamura(as Wade puts it, "the Shinobi assassin")answers the challenge! #SmackDown

Carmelo Hayes heads to the ring; who answers the open challenge? We'll find out NEXT! #SmackDown

As Jordynne heads up the aisle, Jade Cargill interrupts. "You think you DID something? You think you're special. You're now on my show and I am that bee-yotch." Byron's talking to Sami; he WANTS Drew to win the title but he's also rooting for Cody. #SmackDown

Jordynne is working Alba over in the early going...but Alba hits a DDT for a 2. Spinebuster from Grace seconds later, then a folding powerbomb...torture rack bomb for the W-this after using Alba to knock Chelsea off the apron. #SmackDown

Tama gets the pin for his team, pinning Howdy. Meanwhile, Melo continues to tweak Miz before talking to Ilja: "We WILL fight again, but I'm talking to Nick about something else." Alba Fyre heads to the ring; she's facing Jordynne Grace NEXT! #SmackDown

Talla and Erick are THROWING in the middle of the ring(as Big E would put it: Big meaty men slapping MEAT!) DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE after Talla wipes out Dexter and Joe. #SmackDown

Gacy FINALLY tags in Erick Rowan and he's tearing through MFT like it's NOTHING. #SmackDown

Joe Gacy barrels through the ropes and takes out some of MFT as we go picture in picture! #SmackDown

8 man tag is up next: MFT faces the Wyatt Sicks. #SmackDown

Nick sets up Jordynne's first match on #SmackDown facing Alba Fyre. Byron talks to Matt Cardona, who mentions the 3 options he had when he got turfed. He took option 3 and tells Cody Rhodes that he wants a shot at his belt. Cody: We'll talk. #SmackDown

Lash & Nia start working Alexa over...and it concludes with Nia delivering the Annihilator. Nick officially welcomes Jordynne Grace to #SmackDown, but Chelsea wants a re-re-rematch. "I'm not going to be a diva like some of the people here."

Giulia was working Alexa over during the break, but Bliss gets back into the mix with a missile dropkick. Giulia with an Arriverci knee. Kiana interferes, Alexa gets out of it...but Lash shoves Alexa off the buckle and that allows Giulia to get the W. #SmackDown

Alexa with a yank of Giulia's head after a cannonball off the apron...and she eyes the women's US belt as we go to break. #SmackDown

Giulia heads to the ring for her US title defense against Alexa Bliss NEXT! #SmackDown

Damian tells Byron that he's hurting, but he won the war. He wants to enter the WWE title scene, and he reminds Drew of what happened the LAST time they tangled together. Then Drew promotes the 3 Stages of Hell match. #SmackDown

Trick gets the win off a reversal of a Rey pin attempt....and a handful of trunks, too. Backstage, Byron talks to Giulia, who says the US title is back where it belongs....and adds that Alexa Bliss will be taken care of later on. #SmackDown

Springboard huracarana from Rey! That earns him a 2. #SmackDown

Pop-up uppercut from Trick and that earns a 2. #SmackDown

They just ran Deonna Purrazzo's SNHU ad on #SmackDown, if you're taking notice.