https://t.co/YYHDtQMYVy

My ★★★ review of The Secret Agent on https://t.co/GFmHtJ4Rtg:

GTA 6 Lucia Gameplay Leak #GTAVI #gta6 #RockstarGames

“Practicing my scales”

The Inspiration Behind the Controversial Lyrics "Maybe I should kill myself" in AWOLNATION's Sail

THE STICKY BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN

https://t.co/2EpMCWFFY2

Country music star Zac Brown is facing accusations that his Las Vegas Sphere show featured a dark, satanic-like ritual theme. Fans say the visuals plunged the audience into hellish scenes filled with demons, tortured souls, and imagery that included a crown resembling devil

Im playing Big Chess while you’re playing Big Checkers

@VIOLENTQUlET Bro is "looking for a wife" and I pray he's not checking out the local daycare

https://t.co/SXcnxh8cd5

If your hands are wet, you have to say so before a handshake. Honestly if we're friends why would you go for a clammy handshake and not a hug anyway? More awkward than just saying your hands are wet.

“Please don’t fuck my shit up.”

Louis CK has been sentenced to 3 Years and 300 lashes for declaring that masturbation is halal #RiyadhComedyFestival

Me dealing with a public toilet handle.

My theater bathroom hack: I watch a clip from the movie beforehand to find the perfect pee-break scene.

Jonny Greenwood needs to tune his guitar

Filming of The Adventures of Cliff Booth with Brad Pitt Wait for it... 🍔

@IrishPropaganda I wrote a Liam Neeson joke the other day but it's intended as stand up. Liam Neeson impression: "Listen tome. I have a particular set of skills. I will find you . . . you black bastard".

You are lower than dirt if you capitalize on marital strife. Think of the children

https://t.co/cuAdvWiPSO