Crispy with The Rock
@buddypasser
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Floating tweets, like you buddy pass your teammate - who stole your girlfriend. #buddypassed #ouchie #nightnight
Ohio, USA
Joined March 2018
Wait. just wait. your early schedule is around the lower percentile of strength of schedule.
.@ORupp3 Staying positive after a tough start to the season. Thank you for the interview @ThisWeekHennen
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I may be a southerner, living in this “Buckeye” state - but I’m trolling some feeds and see HS games being cancelled due to a snow dusting? Help me here @laxcolumbus @614lax.
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Correction: Unmeasurable. That debonair gentleman, below, is laughing at you silly goose.
Gee whiz if only someone invented a synthetic all weather surface that mimicked grass then we wouldn’t need to cancel games when theres only an immeasurable amount of snow on the ground
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You know what they say on a 1st date? Even Polar Bears need help breaking the ice! 🤷🏼♂️🙈
Your Polar Bears are on the road Tonight vs Albion College. Opening Draw is at 7pm. Go Bears!
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Might as well eat the cardboard while you’re at it. You won’t even know the difference! #nomnom
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I mean. she’s prettier than my baby mamma (it’s okay she knows I love my wife too). Darn it, have to be equal here - yes, Saquon is pretty too.
The bag is secured. Saquon did not 'get out'. R.I.P to a fallen soldier. He was so young. .
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Same goes for our defense, I drained my sister-in-laws savings to convince the neighborhood bums to play for me, but they just wanted samiches instead. #socialprograms #feedthehungry
.@JimInhofe: "Obama had a policy. He said, 'You can't put any more money in defense unless you put an equal amount into the social programs.'. We have successfully changed that."
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I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
.@SandraSmithFox: "Critics are piling on @POTUS for congratulating Vladimir Putin on his reelection even though world leaders from Benjamin @netanyahu to Angela Merkel did the same thing.". #Outnumbered is coming up - Tune in at 12p ET on Fox News Channel!
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That’s how I convinced my son to clean off my car. “Here is a Lacrosse stick son, go play lacrosse. But first, use it to scrape off my car and then shoot balls at the neighbor’s cat. It’s crapping in our yard.” #meow
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If shooters shoot, do Shakers shake? Idk if I’d shake hands in those gloves. Anytime I see “Surgeon” and “Gloves” it reminds me of my 40th birthday check up - and they’re red. #ouch
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Now this is dope. Much respect for our Vets! . If I could still play, I’d still probably sit out - but donate. I have some veggie trays at work in the fridge, does that work?
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How about you REGIS! I once had a CREIGHTON of grapes. then, I didn’t. Then again, who likes grapes anyway?
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If I am captioning this tweet I’d say. When I see birds fly, sometimes I wonder who I would poop on. don’t you?
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