i feel like sparkling water is an aphrodisiac.

id rather text my ex than drink flat water.

you cracked a cold bubly and suddenly remembered you’re not just “mama” — you’re sparkling.

not all heroes wear capes. some sparkle.

i'd rather stay dehydrated than drink flat water.

feeling flirty, fizzy, and a little too confident. or maybe just the right amount?. .

when the everything shower turns into “actually just me and bubly and a nap.”.

sparkling water doesn’t fix your life. but it does make you look hotter while it’s falling apart.

we don’t do flat. not our water. not our personalities.

he texts “wyd” and i’m like… hydrating. obviously.

i'm not “out of office”.i'm hiding from everyone in my car sipping on a bubly. drop a ✋ if you can relate.

flat water is for people who use 3 in 1 body wash.

ive ended friendships over people not liking sparkling water.

no bc why does bubly hit harder when you hide in the laundry room to drink it in peace.

brb. gotta grab a hit of the ice cold fizz of spicy water.

im unwell. i asked the waiter for sparkling, and he gave me STILL. LIKE WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO ME. I HAVEN'T HAD STILL SINCE I MOVED OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE.

he will be hearing from me tonight. he forgot to restock the bubly.

my daughter made a new friend but the friend's mom doesn't drink bubly???? she won’t be going back.

this is your annual reminder that you can parent from the beach.

proud to announce we are your official drink of “the kids are finally at camp”.