My Question: We know the boys all seem to consider Mike their best friend but can you give us your thoughts on the boys’ roles in the Party and on their dynamic with Mike, especially as the Duffers have said they plan to do season one groupings of characters in season five.

Maybe you should have focused on that first rather than losing your shit about not getting a ship and perpetuating a hoax document full of nonsense.

Cause Bylers are the definition of stupid delusional nut jobs, Paige.

Maybe because Mike is straight and in love with someone else and only sees Will as a friend. You can’t change sexuality. It doesn’t work that way. Sorry, brochacho.

And yet, they are, in fact, not endgame.

It isn’t. Your dumb. Stop deluding yourself. It is not an actually noble cause. You just look psychotic.

Last I checked, Bylers were the ones who called to review bomb this episode, along with the actual homophobes. We even have your lovely fake af “cut scene”document to pull up to check that receipt, boyo. But of course, you couldnt cope with not getting your ship, so here we are.

You just won’t like it because he leaves Will behind and that would indicate he doesn’t, in fact, love Will the most.

Well the finale certainly will, if nothing else. Just remember that we told you it wouldn’t happen. Just like the time before… and the time before that… and the time before that…

Mike says no.

Last time you Bylered out, it resulted in you creating a hoax document, bullying the cast and crew, and claiming mass psychosis… So, uh, do you really think that’s an actual good idea?

Nope.

Really not.

Yes, it is obviously just a matter of Byler. We are actually not dumb. Also, it’s right in your byline there that you, in fact, “dgaf, Byler endgame.” Seems you forgot people can read. We can read. I promise.

Wait! Let me make another conspiracy theory theory that makes no sense!!!!! Cause I just can’t accept that Mike is actually Will’s Tammy and I must have Bylerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! *puts on tin foil hat and adjusts radio antennae*

You… are suggesting… tv episodes… are edited… You do realize that is a normal thing, right? Like all media everywhere undergoes editing? They don’t just stick raw footage into a slot and call it a day, yah? And last I checked, Bylers liked to call themselves “film majors.” 😳

Yes. Because Mike is his crush. As he said. It does not mean Mike reciprocates. It is not hard. I promise. You don’t even need that much media literacy to get this, I promise. Just like… a peck of it. A smidge. A morsel. You can do it, man.

That what the tea leaves or tarot cards told you? Unless you just watched the whole of the season with your eyes closed and ears plugged? I’m out of guesses. Might be all of the above. Or youre dumber than a potato. It’s probably the last one.

No.

Yah. It is. Cause Mike is straight and has zero romantic feelings for well, you media illiterate looney tune.

No.