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This is the weirdest thing Iโve ever experienced in my life
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youโd think a guy with a mail order bride would have a little more respect for the post office
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Iโm sorry $130 for a lawn ticket to see dead and co???????? For that price John Mayer better bend me over and fuck me backstage TF
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What did Mike Tyson say to Jerry Garcia when he left the room?
Althea later.
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I'm gonna be real honest with yall. Idc if there's a microchip in the vaccine. I'll let them inject an entire iPad up my ass if it means I can do drugs in a festival portapotty again
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Scarlet Begonias is one of those songs that will always put me in a good mood
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I named my vagina The Big Lebowski because that rug really pulls the whole thing together
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Happy Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident Day to those who celebrate
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Just wore this into the liquor store and the cashier said I was too young to know who the dead is ๐๐๐๐๐
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What would I do without the Grateful Dead???
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If we find out that masks were not helpful, or that they were just tools of a hoax or conspiracy, if I really am a "sheeple", I'll still sleep real well because I'll go to bed knowing that my motive was to love my neighbor as myself.
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Sometimes I canโt believe that I exist at the same time as Phish
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I avoid talking about this bc I was one of those ppl who was afraid to be vaccinated & not for lack of research/etc. I have severe health anxiety and things like this make me spiral into thinking Iโm dying but I faced my fear today so I call it a win :-) srry it took so long
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I'm telling my kids this is Bob Weir
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Taking the tiniest baby steps but this is the face of someone who hasnโt had a drink in 5 days!! I have my shit together so much that Iโm wearing matching pjs and am ready to go before 4 pm (was going to do vaping too but one thing at a time) ๐ฅณ
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S/o to men who donโt complain about going down on a girl (and are actually good at it)
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Hang in there. Within 4 weeks, the maple sap will be flowing. Within 6 weeks, the earliest migrating birds will begin to arrive in numbers. Within 8 weeks, the early spring wildflowers will emerge from the earth. You will feel the warm sun on your face again.
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The way in which I just shrieked at Bill Kreutzmann replying to my tweet
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Going to see a Grateful Dead cover band and day drink bc I deserve it
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If you have an etsy shop or any other small business drop your links! Trying to do most of my christmas shopping by shopping small! ๐ฌ
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Pros and cons of dating me are ironically both my mouth
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Congress has announced that the next stimulus will be a pizza party
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I dont do
#thottythursday
for attention from boys (maybe some girls) i do it cause its taken me almost all my life to finally feel comfortable in my body so idk if you dont like it, dont look ๐
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I havenโt liked myself enough in so long to take a nice selfie, I am so back baby
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If youโre reading this, its officially my 30th birthday ๐
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I would like to take this moment to let yall know that I have found a house and it is ~officially~ under contract ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ everyone is invited to my house warming party
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Appreciation tweet for my cute new earrings
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This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like
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I havenโt had a drink in 19 days but we are going out tonight to celebrate signing our lease so will treat myself to a few drinks. Being sober for a few weeks was very eye opening and made me realize just how strong my willpower can be when I really put my mind to it ๐๐ฅฒ๐
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Today is 5/10 or as some guys will call it 6โ
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Acknowledging (no where near acceptance) that I donโt think I can ever have a healthy relationship with alcohol. So here I go, once again, trying to make peace with that and navigate a new chapter in my life.
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Iโve been swamped at work lately, working 12-13 hour days just to try to stay afloat. My boss just called and gave me an insane raise??? Grateful is an understatement.
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I only get followers when I post pics of my ass why can't yall just like me for my witty banter
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The sellers of the house I'm buying have agreed to fix all issues and issue a credit on the things they are knocking down!!! I am crying. This house is going to be mine ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Felt cute but hate my smile so will prob delete
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Does anyone wanna tell the Swifites about Jerry or do I have to?
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I drunkenly ordered this bear on mercari a few nights ago and the woman selling it sent me this note and it made me cry so I emailed her and sent her 100$ bc I felt bad. There is no moral to this story - just do nice things if u can. Weโre all just trying to survive ๐
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Pls excuse the red and swollen mess she is but ๐ชฉ
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If phish offered to play in your backyard some of yโall would STILL find something to complain about jfc
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This is a Susan Tedeschi appreciation post
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Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.
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Can we just appreciate my butt in these jeans for a second
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I donโt think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your self out of a dark place mentally. So if youโve done that today or any day, Iโm proud of you.
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Today is my ~unofficial~ six year anniversary with Mike. i had just gotten out of an abusive relationship when I met him but once I did, I didnโt date anyone else and it took us over 6 months to tell people/make it official. So so lucky to be loved by ya ๐๐
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Just applied for a position within my company that will just about double my salary so pls send me all your good vibes ty โจ
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I just unfollowed over 200 people so if you made the cut, congrats I guess
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One more selfie before the big snip tomorrow ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
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@lenadunham
On behalf of all dead heads on this website we decline this association and pass you to
@twiddle
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If this gets 500 likes Iโll try a hot dog tonight for the first time at yankee stadium
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it's national sex day and the only thing i'm fucking is sad
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Like this if you follow me but I donโt follow u back
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โWhats up! 29!โ - said in Schmidtโs voice
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I spent $9 on a jar of Raoโs pasta sauce and god damn Iโd do it again
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Why is it harder to sneak onto the floor at MSG on NYE than it is to break into the capitol
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Also no one fully appreciated my shirt tonight ๐คจ
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Good morning, now say it back ๐ก
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Jk it wasnโt even an interview. I got the job !!! ๐ฅน๐
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My first NYE in a long time without drinking and I am v anxious about it
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Get in loser, weโre going to Flavortown
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$30 for a live stream of dead and co seems like a rip off tbh
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Are u masturbating bc you're horny or because you're depressed and need the dopamine
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After 6 long months Mike officially has a job ๐คฉ and today I just got offered better hours and a new position with a bump in pay. Itโs a god damn Christmas miracle ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Spent my yearly review with my boss not talking about work and then getting a raise and being told I don't ever have to go back to the office ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ค
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Begging for Susan Tedeschi to fall in love with me tn
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Look what I got tonight ๐๐ป
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If you donโt sleep with the air or a fan on, youโre a narc
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Dear God, please leave DMX alone and we will gladly give you prince Philip
Love, me
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This is a Jerry Garcia appreciation tweet
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You made it to daylight savings which means you made it through seasonal depression back to your regular depression
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I'm going out for brunch so here's me trying to look like a normal person
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Crazy what not drinking will do to your skin ๐คฉ
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A good hair day AND seeing my favorite band??? Catch yโall on lot ๐ ๐
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Bob Weirโs exercise videos scare meโฆ what is that man training for that we donโt know about
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Name something you could say during sex and at a phish show
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Why did no one tell me that having a bf is basically just having a dumbass son
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It is sundress and quickie season yall
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Enough about your dream blunt rotation. Tell me your nightmare blunt rotation. I'll go first
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Since I'm a 3.0 fan can I now make fun of 4.0 fans or
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They just kicked Ben out of Umphreys ????
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Today I paid off my first grown up purchase. My beautiful Bertha who has been there for endless road trips, concerts, and late night drives. ๐๐
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If youโre laughing at the man who physically harmed himself, regardless of whether or not he was on drugs, please reevaluate why you think thatโs funny and be thankful youโve never experienced a mental health episode (or one in public) do better, friends.
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So the sellers agent wasted no time posting about the house and I commented on it right away bc Iโm petty and give no fucks and she deleted the post ๐๐
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Iโve noticed that more days than not Iโm drinking - whether itโs 1 or 2 or a few too many. I drink mainly because most people around me do. Iโm going to attempt to not drink for the next 30 days so here goes nothing
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This month Iโm doing a challenge called โJanuaryโ. Itโs where I try to make it through every day in January
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