To whomever it may concern, mujhy doxx krne se phele yaad rakhiye ga ke meri phuppo ko kaala jaadu ata he 😋🙏🏻.

Woke up to @spilledsharbat singing chaap tilak sab, I’m sorry to say but no man’s good morning message will ever top this,, ITNI PYARI AWAZ KESE HELLO??!!

Ghar jana he bhai bs ho gai he I have not done a single productive thing all day at work.

Mere se zada vela insaan mene aj tak nhi dekha

Employed oomfs, can you proof read this email for me real quick before I hit send

Nvm I believe him

Thai what

my colleague saw me tweet this jbtw.

doston aj mera kaam karne ka bilkul mann nhi ho rha

My only take on the millie bobby brown situation is that there are britney spears everywhere for those with the eyes to see

So many show purists finally gave in and opened the damn books for any crumbs of reassurance that he’s not gone. You just had to be there.

I hate these gimmick accounts. If you were actually watching GOT back in the day, yk the peak was ending the season with jon bleeding out on the snow. All the R+L=J theorists losing their minds incase he’s actually dead because with GRRM there is no such thing as plot armor.

I know I am the target audience because I would definitely go to the basement with a guy who is bill skarsgard

RT @bubb33448: Maria B i h/te you so much. you are a vile, vile person with not a single empathetic or nice or genuine bone in your body. y….

ykw been too long, who missed me 😛

Funniest bit is that particular house had a history of being robbed almost every year in front of our eyes. And yet we still somehow ended up aiding the robbers.

One time my parents got asked by some men in a white corolla whether our neighbors were home. My dad didn’t think too much of it and said no. Later that night, neighbor knocked at our door all flustered because she came home to all doors unlocked and lights on. Well.😐.

Apologies for replying 2 hours late, I was held up by a task that would have taken a competent person 10 minutes to complete

Should I start another discourse or should I choose peace today 🤔.

Liking all the “this oomf likes that oomf but that oomf likes this oomf” tweets knowing damn well I’m neither

I’ve been listening to *redacted* today just incase I do end up going to their gig and every song feels like being shot in the head while being waterboarded.