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Celtic FC.Alcohol enthusiast Owner of 4 Dugs.Plater.Chocolate Eclair fan.East End of Glasgow now Halifax Nova Scotia. 2641 miles from Celtic Park.HH🍀UFB🇨🇦🍺
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Just been in largest sport shop in nova Scotia Celtic top $99. Asked if they sell rangers top? Server said they have never heard of them. Laughed my clock off. A big club my arse.🍀
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Seville will be getting twinned with Mariupol in a few weeks time.🧟♀️🧟♀️
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Why couldn’t Celtic make a home strip plain & simple like this?🍀
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George Square seems quiet today. Any reason for that?🍀🕺
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A wee toast to my Dad. God bless Eddie.👍🍀Meet you again some day🍺
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I hope nobody driving past ibrox on Wednesday night blasts there car horn during their minute silence👀🍀
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Cleaning out old stuff the day & found this bad boy.🍀
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Sitting in McDonald's in canada watching Celtic. Got some strange looks when screamed get it up you orange bastards when we hit last minute winner. Love beating diet huns. 1NL.🍀
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Bought Kuhn for £3 million
Sold Turnbull for £2 million
Net spend £1 million
£72 million in bank December
£71 million in bank January
Speculate to accumulate?
Not our directors.
Need removed by any means possible.🍀⏳
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As a person who lives in Canada I’m so happy for Alister Johnson. What a player with proper Celtic heart.🍀🇨🇦🍺
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Taking my daughter for her first drink back in Glasgow. Molly Malones.🍀👍🍺
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Would you go 2 up front & 3 at the back against hibs on Wednesday. Kyogo & Idah up top. Kuhn & Vata on the wing? Changing it up could bring renewed energy & more urgency.🍀
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Happy Thursday to all Unrepentant Fenian Bastards all over North America & Europe & the rest of the world.🍀🍺
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It’s half 3 over here the sun is out the Celtic won & I’ve loads of cans left. HH ya filthy animals.🍀🍺🇨🇦
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Do the Huns need to take 6 buses from their hotel on Sunday morning to ibrox like Celtic done going to Ross county in Dingwall or is it one rule for certain new clubs?💩
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I hope every single fan going to Celtic Park on Saturday for the Scottish cup game to give that rat official Ross hell all game. Don’t let up. Tory/hun scumbag of the highest order.🍀
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We should do this to the Clyde when we reach the 🔟🍀
GOING GREEN! The Chicago River is dyed a vivid green in celebration of St. Patrick's Day!
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Good luck to Didier Agathe in his new managerial job at Durham City AFC. Love their 3rd strip🍀👍
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If the Huns are going for 55* are these all lies?🍀🍺⚰️
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Surely Lagerbielke can’t be any worse than these bams in the defence?🍀
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Hope that no Celtic fans phone Clyde SSB today. Please leave the phonelines clear for angry bears. Guinness at the Ready.HH🍀🍺 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🤣
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First pint in a pub for 4 weeks. Out with the weans for cocktails as they can legally bevvy now.🍺🍀🇨🇦
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When Lenny left I said I would buy a Dalmatian dog every day till we get a new manager. Fuck me now I’ve got 101 dalmations🐾🍀
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Just seen a picture from the Huns game tonight. Check out the unibet advertisement in middle of stand. Bright green & white. The zombies will be pure ragin again 🍀👍🧟♂️
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Just took the dog out for a walk. It's fuckin snowing. It's nearly May. Sunday was 17° FFS. Taps aff Taps on. Mental🍀❄🌞
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How come the queens park game is on & the Huns game is not? Stadiums are about 4 miles apart. Must have had more rain in govan than mount florida.🤔
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Can’t seem to find any ex Liverpool players advising their fans to behave in Paris. I thought I might of heard Carra,Kenny Dal,Owen or Fowler telling fans to BEHAVE & respect Paris or maybe that’s just new clubs that do that.👀
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The hotel I’m staying in on I-Drive supplies the best towels about. No Huns in this gaff I think.🍀🧟♂️🇺🇸
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Slippy g has covid. See what happens when u leave the Huns & ur test is sent to a proper test centre. 🤝
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Just won a wee pack of cards out my shit cracker. Ideal if the Huns wee manager want to come round for a game of poker.🍀🎄🎅🍺
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The next time Celtic play the huns or hearts just go out and boot fuck out every single player and see what happens. Hoops players should carry pepper spray for refs eyes so they don't c that as well. SFA totally corrupt. 6 kicks on hoops players this year is allowed? UFB.🍀🔪
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@JoshCBurke93
Bears & bearettes. Their ultras are called onion bears. Their schizophrenic fans are called bi- polar bears🍀👀
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Morning assembly at Our ladys in cumbernauld years ago.🍀💣
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Police Scotland are asking for help in tracing 2 escapes from carstairs nut house. Bernie & Charlie were last heard calling Clyde ssb. Do not approach as they under the influence of hun tears & rage. Stay safe🍀🚀🚀
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Wife says to me wear a scarf when you go to Wal-Mart. Is this acceptable? Nobody gives a flying over here.UFB🍀
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Just saw the last man tackle in the Huns game.If the ref never seen it what about the linesman? Surely he had a clear view as he was the last man?That is not a mistake that is cheating. No other words for it. 🤝🍑
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My daughter has just joined my session. HH ya filthy animals.🍀👍🍺🇨🇦
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Anybody remember the fridge who played with the bears? Chicago not the dead mob🍀🏈🍺
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Wife is away to her pals for a wee swally. Kids stole my car & away to a corn maze up Truro. House 2 myself. Sitting wae the dug wine & cider getting tanned. Rebs on a notch higher. Not 1 fuck given. UFB🍀🍺🍷🍹
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I don’t want Kennedy anywhere near the managers job. He seems untouchable at Celtic. He is like an Eric Black or Tommy Craig. Always a number 2 whoever is in charge. Total clear out required not a step up. I would rather have hoopy the huddle manage the team🐶🍀👹
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Sad news about Wim Jansen. Dementia is a fucked up disease. Top guy who will be ever remembered in our club’s folklore. Good luck Wim.🍀
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I see Barca have ran up a debt of £1.15 billion. The Spanish FA must have turned a blind eye to this. This would never happen in Scotland. Oh wait a minute 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️⚰️⚰️😜
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Bought a wee rescue dog last night. Wee Nelson the chow waa waa. Don’t know how to spell it. Now it’s in our loving home we will take care of this wee bhoy.👍🍀🐾🐶
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@patcon17
@_John_Smith1967
The test is being sent to a lab in East Belfast for a 2nd enquiry 🤐🇨🇴🍀
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Watched game in hoose the day in Canada. Im the most unemotional person u will ever meet but 2 day lump in throat b4 game for Billy McNeill. Felt proud 2 b a tim. We're more than a club.
HH.🍀
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Natural cooler for my wee Heineken keg of beer the night. 🍀🍺🇨🇦
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Armoured cars & tanks & dugs, came to take away our pubs, but every man must stand behind, the cardboard cut out on the roof.🤔🐶🧟🍀
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According to Twitter I’ve lost 20 followers the night. I couldn’t give a flying fuck, Who cares? Up the Celtic & the good people.HH!🍀
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First pint after lockdown & went down a fuckin treat.🍀🇨🇦🍺🍺
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Having a wee hauf as the sun sets in sunny Nova Scotia HH🍀🥃😎
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Does anybody remember the Huns with going for 54 patter before they died? I can’t remember any TIFOs or any media pish. Is it because they are clinging to the myth they didn’t die or is it because they are all stupid brainwashed fuckwits. I blame the school’s 🍺🍀🧟♂️
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I thought Tam Boyd was class again on Celtic TV the day. All that was missing was calling the refs all cheating orange bastards.🍀👍🍺
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Enjoy ur Saturday comrades. El scorcio over here in Nova Scotia. A wee drop of Apricot Blonde lager for starters.🍀🍺🇨🇦
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My auld man fones me the nite telling me he's got a ticket for the game the morra with a restricted view. Got to sit in kitchen & telly is in the loving room. Good to here ma da in good spirits while dealing with the big c & asbestos.🍀👌😎
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That Huns penalty? The men in black are not even hiding it anymore. Our club needs a voice to challenge this blatent cheating🍀💩
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RIP Wim. Watched League cup semi against dunfermline with his family in the Grandstand pub in Rotterdam. Cracking people. They all got the Celtic feeling every time they came to our pub. Feyenoord fans but a big liking for the hoops. HH🍀🙏
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It’s quarter to 4 in the morning. First can of beer. Just picked the weans up from the Dome nightclub downtown. 9 hours to kick off over here need to be sensible.🍀🍺🇨🇦
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I might loose a few followers but I don’t give a flying fuck about Filip (duke of Ed)but he was a racist & anti Scottish. Let him rot in hell with that Thatcher bitch. Happy Friday & swally time🍺🍀🕺🕺
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Just ordered a pair of these naughty things. Usually only buy Adidas trainers but these Cortez look good.🍀
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I’m 47 years old & according to Lenny I’m not a real fan. Supported the hoops since I was born but because I criticized the team last season I’m not a “real” fan. He is finished in my eyes. UFB🍀
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Sitting in the house with a big cheesy grin. Tanned all the cider now onto the grey goose. Rebs on & not giving 1 flying fuck. HH🍀🇨🇦🍺
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My daughter Shannon passed her driving test yesterday🤗 & I haven't seen my car since. Bastard better put petrol in it, sorry put gas in it🍀🚗
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Congratulations to William king Jnr aged 4 years from Ayrshire for winning the design competition tonight’s onion bears Tifo. He is now in the play off final with the Alvin Stardust Tifo for grand prize of 10 million shares or a bag of pakora. 👀
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@kennybhoy63
Was a Celtic man but burnt his bridges by not resigning last October when things went tits up. A proper Celtic man would have done what’s best for our club not for himself!🍀
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Half 12. 2 hours later the Keg of Heineken is tanned. Hat is on cause just took dugs oot. Baltic here the night.🍀🍺🇨🇦🎅
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I fuckin hate all the Huns. Their shit patter,their snide comments, acting all hard as fuck whilst hiding behind hun players & manager profiles. Up the Fuckin Celtic ya filthy animals. UFB🍀🍺
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Got a brief for the game the morra. First game since Sunderland away. Buzzing. Few beers in town & down the Gallowgate in the afternoon.🍺🍀🇨🇦
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Never drinking Fortified Cider again.Woke up this morning banging head & an Amazon package of 10 big Ange cutouts.🍀🍺😜
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@Yogi_theTim
@StanCollymore
Talking 2 Bruce Springsteen there(personnel friend) & he is gutted Billy fae East Kilbride can't go to his next hampden concert. So Bruce is trying to move his gig to King Tut Tuts Wah Wah Hut to help poor Billy out. Top man our Bruce🍀🚀🍺
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People say u can work from home if corona virus gets bad. I build ships but I bet my wife wouldn't b 2 pleased if she came home to find me welding a ship in my living room.⛴🚢🍀
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Our work the day was mad hot. Humidex of 40’. Over 100* so they gave us some ice poles but over here they call them popsicles? Weirdos.🍀
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It’s 9 o’clock in the morning. First can cracked 🍺 2 1 to the Celtic the day.HH🍀
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Out for a beer the night & im cutting about with the Big Ange look.
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@MattMcGlone9
Why don’t Celtic play PNE at George Square. It seems 15000 are allowed to go there after ok from the police 🍀👀
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Made it to Nassau in the Bahamas. Cracking ship we are on.🍀🚢
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First beer on the front porch this year. 17’ the day.T-shirt weather. HH🍀🍺🇨🇦
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-7 in back garden over here but Celtic on telly beers n fridge.fitba bets on.HH.
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Young Frimpong👌looks a top player in the making. £350 grand from man city looks a good deal. Top class performance from Celtic the day.🍀🇨🇦
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Just bought a pool table 7 × 4 for the basement. She bought it on marketplace 2 hours ago & they delivered it right away. Bargain.🍀🇨🇦🍻🎱
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I’m going to get drunk the night with a bit of Scottish music. The Blue Nile,Hipsway, Love & Money, Big Country,Mull Historical Society,Big Dish,Aztec Camera,Scheme,The Silencers,Deacon blue,Simple Minds, Hue & Cry,Del Amitri,Primal Scream & a few others. 👍🥃🍀🍺🎄🎅🍷
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Bit touristy but fuck it. A Duff beer outside Moe’s in Krustyland Universal.🍺🍀
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I can see Celtic heading to Japan for the next pre season.🍀🇯🇵
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I'd like to thank my wife for leaving me drunk on the porch on Friday nite. Woke up half 3 in the morn & covered in 16 mosquito bites. Serves me right but itchy as fuck.🍀🐜
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Just made some homemade tottie scones but fucked them up. Made a curry in the pan last night & didn’t clean it properly. Curry tottie scones are the future. 🤡🍀👀
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Talking to Michel Platini this morning(personal friend of mine), tells me PSG champions. Says Marseille & Toulouse not happy. They want 2 members of French Football Association sacked for cheating. No explanation except for saying We Are The French People.🍀🍾😎
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Fuckin love it. I love beating those horrible dirty scum orange bastards. HH Up the Celtic.UFB🍀👍🍺🇨🇦
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Sorry troops but more pitchers of molson beer & suicide wings🍀🍺🍺🇨🇦🕺
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Can’t wait to see all images all over engerland if they lose the night. Every town & city will be wrecked. All the bams out bevving all day getting upset & angry.🍺🚀🥳🇮🇹
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New boots arrived the day. $96 including tax.The Celtic's it is then.Bargain.🍀☘
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