Brian Sutorius
@bsuto
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Every day I wake up and put on my gym shorts one leg at a time.
Joined August 2009
There’s a high chance that Trump thinks Elon Musk has whatever Forrest Gump had
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LeBron James. Bronny James. The first father-son duo to play together in the NBA!
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Maybe now the world's most famous hedgehog? Big thanks to @SpichakSimon and Goober for being sources here. This was such a fun piece to write! https://t.co/Smklnejb3g
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Tarik Skubal had thrown 17 innings of scoreless baseball this postseason. He looked practically unhittable. On two pitches, the Guardians scored five runs off him. Baseball makes no sense sometimes -- and that's why it's the best.
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MIN Vikings: C.Ham 2 yd. run (W.Reichard kick) NYJ 0, MIN 17
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What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps.
People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo
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"Waiting For You" is out now—a love song written for and about the band. Thank you all for being a part of it 💘💘💘 Stream and buy tickets to the Forever and Ever Tour: https://t.co/I2lWC4r7cH
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A tool for a better life. The Light Phone III is a decision you make when you're finally ready to say enough is enough. learn more & pre-order today: 👉 https://t.co/GkgJCGWflQ
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Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars?
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Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars?
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In @FastCompany, I wrote about how wild it is that Ford, GM, and Stellantis no longer offer any sedan models in the US. That's bad for Americans -- and it's risky for the Big Three. https://t.co/yliPSxbQyh
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A "no-hitter alert" from Greg that lasted... one pitch 😂
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Downtown West Palm Beach venue previously known as CityPlace gets new name ... CityPlace https://t.co/crYbj8R0qP
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The entertainment area of downtown West Palm Beach has returned to its old roots, changing its name back to CityPlace after a series of different appellations over the last few years.
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The Starting Line on Getting a Taylor Swift Shout-Out in 'The Black Dog,' 22 Years After Pop-Punk Band's Breakout: 'It's an Unexpected Showering of Love'
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The Starting Line, a band that broke out on the emo scene in 2002, is 'very grateful' for getting name-checked twice in Taylor Swift's 'Black Dog.'
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