Daniel Byshkin
@bskdany
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Professional dumbass, @synchronize_now ⁂, tomfoolery @HappenstanceAI, avionics team lead https://t.co/Hw9NVIwXXj
Ottawa, Ontario
Joined January 2018
If a browser onboarding takes over my desktop I'm going ferral.
First Dia, now Comet! . The onboarding experience in these new-gen browsers feels magical✨
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When you accidentally become important at work but it's not work and it's basically slave labour and you have _STEEL_ to be moved at 7am on a Wednesday.
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How a refactor looks at me after I fucked up prod for the third time this month
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My heart rate hasn't been this high since I was hot patching a loadcell driver under the rain with one hand
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> have server.> make a script to add IPTABLES rule to block UDP.> claude-shithead-3.5 doesn't realize DNS is over UDP.> server bricked because ssh is kill.> have to call roommate and ask him to reboot server.
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Got suspended in high school for hacking my way into a control panel to all PCs on the network. Spent a couple weeks turning off random shit for the fun of it. Privilege escalation thanks to a Razer mouse driver lmao.
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AI powered fireworks to blow your fingers off, nvm, happy 4th of July you freaks.
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RT @alex_teichman: 🍀 Major improvements to Twitter support on Happenstance!. Biggest thing: Connecting your Twitter account now takes just….
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WHICHEVER APPLE INTERN APPROVED MY REQUEST IN 1 DAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS SHIT TAKES MONTHS
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