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🦄 @scythe_io @grimmcyber , Sr Advisor @IST_Org , NSI Sr Fellow, Co-Fdr @ICS_Village , @BEERISAC , @c2_matrix co-creator, USMA EECS Advisor, Angel Investor (he/🦄)

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Bryson 🦄
7 months
Public Service Commendation from @USArmy for @ArmyCyberInst . 🦄🏆
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The ratio on this tweet. ... then Google Hiring responds.
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Leaked document of USMC looking for missing F35.
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New declassification method unveiled publicly tonight.
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If you think security is hard, try working a Help Desk.
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No requirement in the history of humankind was fully understood on Day 1.
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Every infosec conference. Ever.
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3 years
Cybersecurity peeps: Do you understand what you do for a living?
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David Spark
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Cybersecurity peeps: Do your parents understand what you do for a living?
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This is 90% of infosec.
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3 years
Password length, then complexity are key. Share your password here to help others learn for #CybersecurityAwarenessMonth . 👇👇👇
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Why is Microsoft Teams?
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Full page ad in today's WSJ 🤔
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Just send me the malware already.
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4 years
A day in the life of a hacker.
@KlatuBaradaNiko
○༺𓂂𓂃ᗙ 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫 ᗛ𓂃𓂂༻○
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Scientist: carefully designs experiment Participant:
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Anyone who works in infosec begins to cry.
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3 years
This turtle would not be qualified for most Jr infosec positions.
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Yougle Post
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Hello World, my name is Johnathon and i was born in 1832 Still going strong.. Love you all.. It was my birthday last month and i am 189 years old.
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None of you are balloon experts.
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3 years
We are way too cliquey in #infosec . Intentional or not, it isn't good. If you're not actively helping people join, you're unintentionally excluding some.
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3 years
Believe it.
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2 years
BREAKING: Cyber professional discovers a week of vacation does not prevent burnout. This and the IOT device in your home that could kill your children at 11 tonight.
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2 years
It's Friday, push to prod this afternoon.
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3 years
Is getting out of #infosec like exiting vim? 🤔
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6 months
Wait a minute... is anyone on this network NOT Red Team?
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1 year
"The cloud is someone else's computer."
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3 years
Seriously, this was the linkedin pitch.
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2 years
I've been shot at and I have more PTSD from the sound of Slack notifications.
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Bryson 🦄
6 years
Approximately 22 Veterans a day commit suicide. Would at least 22 of my Twitter friends please copy and tweet? Veterans Crisis Line 800-273-8255
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I have a vim joke, but I can never quit telling it.
@webjedi
Amélie E. Koran
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I have a Perl joke, but I may have to interpret it for you.
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4 years
So... someone discovered what we used to call... a phone book?
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Bryson 🦄
3 years
It's 2050. - We live underground because the avg temp is 160 on the surface - Your cell phone is installed at birth; NSO provides automatic "upgrades" free - Windows XP still on most embedded devices - Your cybernetic implants get ransomware - Plants do in fact crave Brawndo
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Or you're young and work with industrial control systems. 🦄⚡
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3 years
I'll take bets on what Tucker would actually say if he was in person with GEN Milley. #ArmChairCourage
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Acyn
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Tucker on Milley’s comments: He’s not just a pig. He’s stupid
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There should be a German word for feeling too sick to fire up the laptop, but ok enough to shit post on Twitter from your phone in bed.
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4 years
INFOSEC is broad! This is a great primer.
@divinetechygirl
C:\hristina
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*.all: “I want to break into Cybersecurity/InfoSec. Tell me how.” Umm. This field is BROAD. I can’t emphasize how important being specific is. Know your interests & do your due diligence. So glad that @AlyssaM_InfoSec covered this in her talk.
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I'm officially a published author! Thank you @RosenzweigP @ABAesq
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How we treat users
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Virtual @defcon requires a burner house. #opsec
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2 years
This says a lot about us. 😔
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These flights are ALWAYS delayed or cancelled
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For 13 years, this beautiful soul was the only constant I had in my life. She was my shadow and would follow me everywhere. She was a rescue: kind to people and dogs alike, and super chill. I am heartbroken. I am taking part of next week off to properly grieve. 🖤
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4 years
New Employment Opportunity: - 12 years of cyberstuff - CISSP - 197 IQ - 7 random SANS classes - Education: BS in BS
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Done
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If you're surprised, you haven't been paying attention.
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2 years
I've seen a lot of free cyber services offered to Ukraine. The latest is from Snowden offering to set up SharePoint for the nation.
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Kali crossed over the rainbow bridge unexpectedly last nt. I was with her through the night when she collapsed: I wrapped her in a blanket and took her to vet at midnight, but they couldn't save her. I'm dedicating my CNSP webinar tomorrow to her and Shiloh. 🖤
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In honor of the first day of cybersecurity awareness month, don't email anyone so it's easier to identify phishing. 😏
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2 years
If you can't do it by hand, then you sure as hell can't automate it.
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2 years
Tupperware is the ultimate management challenge.
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3 years
There is always a tweet. 😬
@KaseyaCorp
Kaseya Corp
4 years
Once hackers compromise an #MSPs network, they can use its remote access tools to deploy #ransomware to hundreds of companies & thousands of computers. Read more on how approximately 13 MSPs were impacted by this method in 2019 already.
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This is the way.
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4 years
Never ever ever ever ever ever... ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever... say this about anything out loud.
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Matthew Green
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Lol
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4 years
Please post cute pet pics.
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2 years
Stop assuming everyone knows what they're doing.
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I vote we adopt this phrase in infosec. We have enough of them.
@qikipedia
Quite Interesting
4 years
Word of the day: UMARELL n. the name given in Bologna to retired men who stand watching constructions sites offering unwanted advice (from ‘umarèl’- little man). (Image: Wittylama)
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"The world's greatest hackers are your employees when you tell them no." -🦄
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@ErrataRob i've always said, 80% of infosec is Config Mgt. it's not sexy and it's really hard.
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This year's @defcon and @BlackHatUSA FOGS contest! WIN! A sweet t-shirt AND a chauffered pick-up by me in a convertible to one of our exclusive mansion bbqs. Here's how it works: * like/RT this post (obv) * each follow including @scythe_io @grimmcyber gets you extra entries
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I was a US Army Officer and I used to be in 1CAV. This chickenhawk shit is not what I fought for. We are Americans and we are supposed to be an example to the world of how things can be better. And that responsibility is on our leaders everywhere regardless of party.
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Seriously 🦄😴
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3 years
Don't be afraid to automate yourself out of a job, you may be surprised to find there is always more work. 😏
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Just a reminder, all of the Villages are run by volunteers that spend hours in their free time to offer it to the community for free. Share your appreciation- it goes a long way.
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3 years
anyone want a snort a USB port with me?
@BrendanKeefe
Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First
3 years
Here's the clip. “Passing around USB ports like they were vials of heroin or cocaine.”
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Your periodic reminder: MITRE ATT&CK should not be a bingo card.
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I was a US Army Officer. We fought so other countries wouldn't have this happen to them.
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Igor Bobic
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Police officers are holding them steps away from the Senate chamber, which is locked. Senators are inside. I see a few confederate flags.
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Tell me your password and I'll tell you if it's good enough.
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2 years
Satanism or Infosec - you decide!
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4 years
50 dinar that's a person in costume.
@RoshanCricket
Roshan Abeysinghe
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King of Bahrain arrives in Dubai with his robot bodyguard fitted 360 with cameras and in built pistols. Technology moving very fast than ever in history. Now politicians might order this too
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Points to boat
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What if our biggest gap isn't tools, but leadership in our industry? 🤔
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Dress for the job you want they said.
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This is how werewolves are created.
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@IanColdwater rides a giant goose across the internet for the Acid Burn Award! 🥂 @defcon awards
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When you become important and famous and successful, and you will, don't become a douchebag.
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3 years
EMP is *not* the greatest threat to our electric grid. It's squirrels. And lack of resources. But, mostly squirrels.
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OH: why do Reverse Engineers like scuba diving? Because they work below C level.
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Some plane rides make you smarter. Pretty sure I just got a $4k workshop for free. 🤔
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Coming (or not) to a store near you!
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The Cybers
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He's a 1, but knows how to exit VIM.
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There are no experts. We're all learning.
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This is a real animal. Meet the jerboa.
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2 years
Are there places where Hiring Managers have a degree required mindset? Yes. Is that everywhere? No. It it necessary? Most of the time, no. It's old school thinking that we need to work together to change.
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2 years
Congratulations @scythe_io 🦄 herd for all of your hard work to get here. And thank you to our many customers who trusted, believed, and gave us the feedback to make a good platform great. Awesome investors: @RonGula @Paladincap @EnergyImpact_
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We ran a vuln scan. Security!
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3 years
If I got pulled over in my uniform, this would never happen to me. So let's be direct about what that means: This happened to Lt. Nazario because he is a Black man in America. #VetsAgainstHate
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Lucas Kunce
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If I got pulled over in my uniform, this would never happen to me. So let's be direct about what that means: This happened to Lt. Nazario because he is a Black man in America.
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You don't need to tear someone else down to build yourself up.
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Always check first! Does your dog bite? No... she just judges.
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You can tell the CISO who's done table-tops *before* the breach
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It's Monday Get it. 🦄
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3 years
Free Advice: bashing your competitors isn't a winning strategy, building the best offering is.
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It has been 0 days since Stuxnet. @defcon 🦄
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2 years
Vulnerability Management is an industry failure. "Just patch it" is trite advice. It's a Sisyphean task with a boulder of 10000 perpetual items to do on a list on fire burning our hands. We need to do better.
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1 year
Listed certification on a LinkedIn profile. Opsec FTW.
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3 years
@JeffGrigg1 @TheSweetKat No, Jeff, this view is how Security gets a seat at the kiddie table. The focus of an Org is it's primary purpose, IT enables that, then Security is there to identify risks and assure based on what the Org accepts. In your model, we should just turn off the computer to begin with.
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I speak for all of us when I ask why tf wasn't I invited
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