Public Service Commendation from @USArmy for @ArmyCyberInst. 🦄🏆

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I'll be giving TWO talks at RSA Conference! Join me @Tom_VanNorman @MalwareJake 🦄🦄🦄

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SHEIN: 7 facilities achieve TÜV Rheinland Zero Waste to Landfill certification. We are committed to reducing facility waste and keeping materials away from landfills through smart repurposing.

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Last flight of the year! 🦄✈️

Biggest mistake I see in sales: Rushing to justify/sell yourself. Relax. It's not about you. It's about them. Slow down. Listen. Ask. 🦄

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Salt Typhoon held months-long access in U.S. telecoms, impacting AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile called the “worst telecom hack in U.S. history.” It used proven tradecraft, not zero-days. SCYTHE emulates nation-state TTPs. Book a demo: https://t.co/STZ78g9qqt

NEW #HackthePlant: What are the #cyber needs of a ship at sea? Maritime cybersecurity expert Gary Kessler joins host @brysonbort to walk us through the ins and outs of cybersecurity at sea, automated identification systems, and AI’s current and future role in maritime operations.

WSUS vulnerability actively exploited with SYSTEM privileges. Hornetsecurity CISA issued an emergency directive. But most organizations take 60+ days to patch critical systems. Validation buys you time. Test pre-patch defenses: https://t.co/RDiJPxVff3 #PatchManagement

2026 is going to be the year of IPv6.

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I'm a technical CEO...

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Coming up today: FBI meets industry for a candid look at real-world partnerships. @brysonbort & Cynthia Kaiser share what works (and what doesn’t). ⏰ Dec 15 | 3:30 PM ET 🔗 https://t.co/6uwa2BWptD #UnicornDispatchLive

Today with fmr FBI Cynthia Kaiser now @HalcyonAi on #unicorndispatchlive. We're on at 330p ET. 🦄🎙️

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