Barney Stinson is my spirit animal

Share this video instead of the play This is the man and family were all praying for 🙏🏻

how tf do people think people w glasses r smart we literally failed an eye test what's so smart abt that

So the school counselor just called me to ask if I was aware that my daughter planned & led a student protest today where 100+ students walked out of their 3rd period to hold a BLM rally on the yard bc they feel teachers treat the black students different & unfairly. She’s 12. 😭

I can’t sing

I wanna know if men notice when they’re in a meeting with only men. Like do they ever stop and register “hmm there are only men here” as a conscious observation

I’m giving $1,000 to a random person again! Just RT, follow me, and comment what you would do with the money, but be honest🙏🏻 I’m announcing a winner in 20 hours! ❤️

People need to understand they are over the age of 25 and they can’t drink like they are 19 anymore. It’s me. I am people.

🍻Mega Competition Time!🍻 We are opening a @BrewDog bar in Las Vegas! Retweet for the chance to win an amazing 4 day trip to Las Vegas for the official opening for you and a friend. 3 lucky winners will be picked at random 🙂

Apple allowing you to immediately delete your screenshot after sending to someone: A++

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

Do you put on a mask when you pull up to a drive thru window?

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

All my Kent friends : I know this is basic. But I love you and I miss you all. Brynn(Job) 😘

Cellphones gives mfs too much access to each other to the point that people think not talking to someone for 24 hrs is bad thing.

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated