bryanst
@bryanst
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Joined April 2009
Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section http://t.co/CboNDIevYQ.
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http://t.co/yeZNISLzGF Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?.
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http://t.co/Kedw8KLMZT Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life.
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I'd fuck around on my husband more but he gets jealous when I make sandwiches for other people. http://t.co/LnaZk8Ib1J.
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http://t.co/A2pJxti77z Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?.
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http://t.co/JquRVyLSpP Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/mxbSrzL1BW.
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http://t.co/WgxHb6LR5c Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
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http://t.co/6iNlh3Jx7q I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade.
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http://t.co/92GcWlmieI Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
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http://t.co/vTlHEmdv Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.
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