Bruce Greene
@brucegreene
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We finally got married and I'm realizing how lucky I am to have this woman as my wife!
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Neither one of us have ever gotten anyone pregnant or gotten pregnant so OUR PARTS WORK!
Seriously though we are SO EXCITED!
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I'm excited for the next generations of Xbox after Series X.
Xbox Series X2
Xbox Series X3: The Last Stand
Xbox Series Origins: Wolverine
Xbox Series First Class
Xbox Series Days of Future Past
Xbox Series Apocalypse
Xbox Series Dark Phoenix
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Elara Ixchel Greene. Born safely and lovingly at home 3/30/23. She is everything and more! 🧡
And I have to say: watching
@_rufhaus
have a home birth and go through 16 hours of labor was maybe the most amazing thing I've ever seen a human do. My wife is a fucking superhero.
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I saw a 10-year-old kid trick-or-treating as Tanjiro from Demon Slayer and said "I love Demon Slayer!" and his friend said "oh yeah what's his character's name?" and I froze up
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Every time you say something to someone on the internet, imagine you're standing in front of them saying those words.
Then ask yourself: "Would I talk to them like that in person?"
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I finally figured out something I can tweet that no one will disagree with me on:
Keanu Reeves rules.
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My wife, Autumn, has her birthday today, and she's sitting on our couch hungover licking the salt and vinegar off chips and watching TikToks. She's literally my perfect match.
Please show her birthday love on this thread ❤️
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I'm tired of seeing people complain on Twitter. I know that we are all going through some of the toughest shit ever.
So RT this and I'll pick someone at random to win how much Donald Trump paid in personal federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017.
I wanna make SOMEONE HAPPY FFS!
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Robinhood and other stock apps make money on trades. They suspended trading for a lot of stocks today.
They are willfully losing money as a business to save hedge funds and billionaires and their own skin.
That's not even capitalism any more.
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This dude is crying because he got "attacked".
No, you got out-played at your own game.
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Wait, so are we tweeting about how we shouldn't be racist to each other?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Judge each other NOT by the color of our skin but by the content of our character.
Whoever doesn't listen and adhere to Dr. King's words is a dumbass.
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Autumn and I are celebrating 3 years together today!
We were also supposed to be getting married a month from now 😑
That said, I'm just blessed to have her with me at all!
So fuck you 2020 we win!
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1 billion views in 4 years.
I don't say this enough: thank YOU for watching
@FunhausTeam
and making me feel continually blessed to have this as my job.
When I meet one of you, you thank me for the content. Just know that we can't do it without YOU.
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It's a really long love letter to the biggest MCU fans.
It also has one of the best climaxes in movie history. Ever.
I'm not sure this movie could be any better.
#AvengersEndgame
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Un. Fucking. Believable.
The stock apps let you buy as much as you want yesterday.
Today, they say you can ONLY SELL.
A lot of normal people are losing a lot of money because THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED FOR THE RICH.
Looking at you
@RobinhoodApp
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For Valentine's Day, my fiancee said she wanted to take me to a Swedish commune and dance around the maypole
Should I go????
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What kind of person doesn't condemn white supremacy?
I think it's time to take a good hard look at the man you're voting for if he won't condemn racism a hundred times over when asked.
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GO1 defeats SonicFox in Dragon Ball FighterZ at Evo 2019 and breaks down in tears.
Seeing sportsmanship like this between the best in the world makes me so proud to be a part of the video games community.
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I am the luckiest man in the world to wake up to Autumn Farrell each day. What an incredibly positive force for good she is.
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Scaring the neighborhood kids from a safe social distance
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"If I take out the 'i', it'll still look like JAZZ LADY, right?"
No, JIZZ LADY. It won't.
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Xbox
Xbox 360
Xbox One
Xbox One Two
Xbox One Two Three O'clock, four o'clock rock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We'll have some fun when
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We are going to Area 51 right now and this is what we're bringing
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So far, Avatar: The Last Airbender is just delightful!
Next dog I get, I'm naming him/her Appa.
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I've watched 50 episodes of My Hero Academia and it may be some of the best television I've ever watched.
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*meets first character in Death Stranding*
"My name...is Tom Strand."
*meets second character in Death Stranding*
"My name...is Theresa Death."
*meets third character in Death Stranding*
"My name...is Death Stranding."
*throws controller down*
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I beat the Kingdom Hearts 3 demo first AND got a picture with Mickey. I'm officially the best at the
#KH3Premiere
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Lots of amazing people doing amazing things at this company right this very minute, so this is the worst.
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When
@ElyseWillems
came up with this slogan, I never imagined it would make me a superstar
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THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW
I'm on a billboard in Times Square for the first time ever!!!
And this is the face I made 😬
Why am I like this
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Everything Marvel does right know renews my faith in creating content!
Seeing Tom Holland and the cast of
#SpiderManFarFromHome
surprise people at
#Disneyland
just gave me good credit.
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Thanks to everyone at
@Respawn
for Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order.
It made me feel like I could actually play a Soulsborne-style game WELL, and it's easily one of the best Star Wars narratives out there, movies and all.
Play it to the end. You won't regret it.
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I hope you wanted Inside Gaming back as much as I did...BECAUSE ITS BACK! YYYYYYEEEESSSSS!
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Hey guys here's the emote that got me banned from Twitch:
„BruceGreene“ Twitch Partner has been temporary banned 🚫
❌
@brucegreene
#Twitch
#TwitchPartner
#partner
#twitchEN
#banned
#tos
#ban
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I really
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think I finally understand the Kingdom Hearts story now.
Maybe.
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@JamesWillems
@adamkovic
They had chili dogs AND golden onion rings and Sonic made a disabled person stand up out of their wheelchair
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When I'm casting my vote for the Streamy Awards, I'm ONLY voting for Sugar Pine 7 because of Autumn. You should too.
#SP7ForStreamys
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I once saw an anti-Nazi patch on some guy's jacket and thought, "Of course you're against Nazis! What kind of dumbass would be PRO NAZI?"
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- Spider-Man back in MCU
- Red Dead 2 on PC
- Mean Girls Day yesterday
2019 is here, boys
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This was the first time I realized Rahul might be the smartest man I'd ever met
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The MCU as a whole is better than the Star Wars cinematic universe as a whole
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Flight Simulator "pilots".
@Kotaku
was too kind to us!
Flight Simulator pilots make 16-hour trip from LA to Dubai in real time.
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I...I never realized until tonight.
They are the same.
They are one.
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Before and after our 6-day 3-flight decongestant-filled dirty tissue snotty mucus Christmas extravaganza! MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PEOPLE WITH AIDS
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I am absolutely devastated. I was so excited to watch him act for years to come.
Not to mention this man played the perfect hero-king. What a terrible loss.
My heart is with his family.
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I'm honestly not sure why reviews were negative for
#Cyberpunk2077
This game looks like nothing you've ever seen before, it's paced incredibly well, and even the bugs are fun to play with.
It's absolutely worth your $60.
Well done,
@CDPROJEKTRED
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- sitting here food poisoned
- decide to repeatedly watch Endgame scene where [SPOILER] everyone comes back from the dead to help Captain America fight Thanos
-
@ChrisEvans
: "Avengers! *hammer" Assemble."
- literally cry every time
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Don't @ me I'm right
1. Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
2. Spider-Man 2
3. Amazing Spider-Man
4. Spider-Man
5. Spider-Man 3
6. Amazing Spider-Man 2
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1000. Venom
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You guys remember Election Night 2016 when all voting was stopped at the request of Obama as is the custom in our American democracy?
Give me a fucking break. Go home, bro.
Just let them count the votes.
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I saw two dudes playing Magic the Gathering in a Carl's Jr. for Thanksgiving and I got super jealous
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Today, we embark on one of the world's longest flights in Microsoft Flight Simulator, but we are doing it from a real airplane cockpit.
Los Angeles to Dubai.
16 hours.
Lots of mini alcohol bottles.
Piloting is easy, right?
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Another reminder to the internet:
Don't personally insult content creators you like, or liked.
At best, it'll make them feel bad. At worst, it'll discourage them from continuing to create content, and then we all lose.
It's also just cowardly and shitty.
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.
@_rufhaus
trusted me on the sticks for the first time...she even bought the flight lesson for me! Is there anything this woman can't do?
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I need someone to create a logo to sell on a tank top!
I will pay you (duh)! Photo reference of tank top below:
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Since those darn links won't link in the text image:
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I will be taking a month-long sabbatical from Funhaus.
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Every election year, millions of people say that we are doomed, but instead, we learn to improve. Let's do that again tomorrow.
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If I fart in my sleep and no one's around to hear it, did I really fart?
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Oh yep I did. The smell woke me up.
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Half-Life: Alyx is:
-- The biggest step in VR innovation
-- One of the best single-player games I've ever played
-- A return to form for
@valvesoftware
Play it. Find any VR headset and play it. It'll blow your mind.
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I woke up early because I had a dream ants were on me and I was right they were on my balls
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Judge people by the content of their character, and not their skin color. Simple as that.
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AQUAMAN (2018)
Cinematography by Don Burgess
Directed by James Wan
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The person next to me on my flight watched X-Men Dark Phoenix and Men In Black: International back to back
Oof
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Today, I'm thankful for every single one of YOU. You've shown amazing support to me on this brand new journey out on my own.
I'm thankful I get to entertain you for a living!
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I finally spit out the name "Tanjiro" after about 10 seconds of silence and the kid's friend looked at me disapprovingly and walked away FUCK
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Out of every terror attack comes the greatest of heroes. Remember these men and women, for they are the ones we should aspire to be.
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Two things we can ALL agree on:
1) Our President fucked up royally today
2) My flight landed early and flights landing early is awesome.
Thanks
@AmericanAir
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**Not for the President thing. The flight thing.
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During Morbius, I leaned over and whispered to my wife "He's a vampire" to make sure she was understanding the plot
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"DJ Khaled gets it and that's it!" 🙄
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