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Civil Engineering Design| Hands-on Construction Projects Manager | Project Engineer at CORE Uganda | @KletternGroup
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A sneak peek into what we're (
@KletternGroup
) cooking for our client in mbarara. Simple and sleek. 362sqm built floor area residential home. Probably going to invest approx ugx.430M to pull it off. Its a 5 bedrooms, 5baths with a family room and an office.
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My client wanted something so basic and moderate not to stress him on building on his 50 by 100. It's 3 bedrooms. Not big.
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Planned 4 bedroom house on 50 by 100.
Will be sharing it's estimated cost of construction.
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Just a "normalistic" Ugandan design..simple
4 bedrooms on a 50 by 100. It's coming out fair.
Soft copy. Hardcopy
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Turnkey project handover, executed in 3.5 months. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths & a rooftop on 100 by 100 plot.
@KletternGroup
we design & build your ideas.
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Starting the week with this 4 bedrooms, 3 baths baby on a 50 by 100 plot
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Few things not yet captured but it's coming out. Normal 4 bedroom home on a 50 by 100 plot in Mukono. Roughly Ugx.54M has been spent up to this stage. Our estimate was 126M to complete everything.
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Soft copy Vs hardcopy to near completion. Simple small but neat
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4 bedrooms planed on a 50 by 100 plot for construction in Gayaza. 4 Bedrooms, 3 baths
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Planned this 3 bedrooms on 110x90. Precision interior space. Cost of construction to be dropped.
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Taking shape! Double room rentals. Average internal floor area of each 38sqm.
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I remember when I was at campus i bought chicken and yogurt for my crush in Mary Stuart hall and some other guy came in and munched that chicken and yogurt. Also munched my crush as I stood outside the door. From then I gave up on campus chics
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My client took up this av. 3bedroom project. Mirrored it but happy he maintained my big gigantic window (right). Roughly 20M has been spent to wall plate.
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Imagine you dipped a litmus paper in Douglas Lwanga. Guy is neutral AF 😂😂
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Upon costing this. It came to ugx.126M excluding water and electrical installations, boundary wall and drainage system ( septic tanks, ICs and soakaway pit) and compound landscaping. Overall floor area including external walls (150sqm) and internal area (125sqm)
Planned 4 bedroom house on 50 by 100.
Will be sharing it's estimated cost of construction.
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My design has won as the official Campaign poster for
@norbertmao
. 2021. Kati struggle etandise
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From a few clients I have done work for, for an average 4bedroom house (bangalow) on a 50 by 100, it always takes them ugx 55M-63M, to build a whole shell including the roof (see picture).
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Do parents of Viena school pupils know that their children hire expensive vehicles just to show off on their prom day? Do they? 😂😂
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Clogging 100 by 100 plot with a 5bedrooms, 5 bathrooms for my client.
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I doubt her cleaning business, what if I call her to clean my house and spills out all she saw in my house on TL?
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Simple 4 bedroom house on a 50 by 100 plot for my client in Mukono. 😋
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At Ntare School if there was a seminar and girls' schools are present,.you would try by all means to talk to a woman in presence of witnesses to prove that you're a bad guy. Otherwise your roommates would be on you the entire week just with "Fene" word 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Setting up these doubles I did for my client on 100 by 100 plot soon..
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On Fridays Men are all on ATM machines and bank counters withdrawing money. On Monday morning, women are in banks depositing money. My banker friend told me this but I can't get the logic behind 😂😂
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2 sinotrucks of sand (each of 25m³) can build an entire 3 bedroom house of average floor area 150sqm. I proved this.
It would save you more than when you buying bu forward trucks (3.5m³) in a long run
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Was trying to draft concept of a café / coffee shop from different structures I saw around for my client to be put up in Kigumba town.
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Fitting this 4 bedrooms, 3baths on 50 by 100 plot with a Ka view top.😋.
#Ahome4everyUgandan
.
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4 bedroom home to be set up in Mukono sonde. Concept on 100 by 100 plot.
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Boys who don't have gals as your besties you don't know what you're missing. Especially that time when she introduces you to a circle of her cute girlfriends. 😂
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Guys from Ntinda, Kiwatule , Najjera, Kisaasi and Bugolobi think they have made it in life. 😂😂
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But let's call a spade a spade. This chic is tempting and sexy. Period!!!!
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I have set off. Making sure it fits into our budget and at the same time ensuring quality.
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My daily hustle is making sure my clients get the best homes, well cost engineered and designed.
5 bedrooms, 5 baths & prayer room.
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I did this (3 bedrooms, 2 baths & 134.85sqm floor area) for my client in Kakiri, Wakiso & also did estimates for him that mounted to ugx.105.29M to build it excluding external works and power reticulation. We controlled the project & we actually spent shs.99.85M
@realmuloodi
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Banange what time of a relationship should one start using his girlfriend as wall paper?
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I honestly don't know why, when you're in a sweet relationship you get a lot of people falling for you just by mare flirting, offering quick sex. Naye if you're single hooo, you will even talk to the ugliest person around you and he/she will say naahhhh. You be like wtf 😂😂😂
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Having a small plot might have you going up to utilise space. This 4 bedrooms, 4 baths on around 8 decimals.
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Am tired of this game of thrones shit. It's littered everywhere on all apps 😫😫
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Barbers who charge over 5000 just for normal cut be as if they applied Red label and ciroc as spirit. 😂
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When you have been have been having fun and all that and he finally says "You're clearing half bill and am clearing the other half" 😂
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People if you're recruited in a new company, how long should you wait to start bringing eats and taking tea in office.? 😂
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4 bedrooms, 3 bathroom, sitting room, dinning, kitchen and a kids playing area for my client in Kajjansi. Designed for Simplicity and average. Av. 129sqm floor area. Utilised the space going up.
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Imagine there were silent disco headsets inbult in
@SafeBoda
helmets and DJ Slick Stuart is somewhere you can't see scratching decks. How would the ride experience be? 😂😂
@MosesNambaEmu
@ndagijerichie
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I guess Fresh Kid's education will be hard AF, Imagine they have presented SST test and he's filling every answer space with "Buza Manager". And if asked why he answered that way, he tells them "eyo tuveyo" 😂😂
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Do you guys remember when I tweeted an idea about
@SafeBoda
helmets having silent disco headsets embedded in them. Shit is coming to life now 😂
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Sometimes we don't check on friends because we know they need money to heal and we are broke too. It's nothing to do with ego. Ok 😃
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Banange nothing is challenging as adulting. You get your ka money and the landlord is already scooping 90% of it, you remember you have girlfriend allowance to clear. In one day you're remaining with 1% to run you the entire month. 😫😓😓
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Am moving out of office busy on my phone. She is also coming towards me from the opposite direction holding a lot of files. I accidentally bump into her & all the files she has fall down. I kneel down to pick them as I say sorry. And boom we start dating. Want this to happen to m
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Why don't financial coaches turn into billionaires? Where do they go wrong? They are always on TV giving amazing money tips😂
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When you're looking for a new place to stay, what are some of the things you consider before moving in.
Me : Distance to a Chapati stall
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Am still asking myself why Sheilah Gashumba isn't listed in Forbes magazine under top billionaires in Uganda. What are they waiting for?
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Imagine all men decided to be faithful and loyal to their wives/girlfriends. 60% of girls in Kampala would die of hunger.
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There is something hidden God put in beer. Thing can unite men and even forget they owe themselves money. 😂
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At least bars are now calm and not densely populated. We can now drink our beer in peace without girls spying on us. Nanti
Mubs people are in Exams 😂
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Girls mwebereremu, you post funny statuses on WhatsApp and be like "love you bae" simanyi " my love". Who is your love you fool?. Be direct and tell us who your bae is than confusing the public and other guys who want to approach you.
If your bae is John, say I love you John.
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You guys who are on rampage with human beings on sure list, have you trapped any one yet or you can explain? 😂😂😂
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SleepOvers at campus specifically in halls were overrated. In the morning you would find a guy acting like a washroom bouncer as his girl is in a shower room showering because those didnt have doors. You would want to pee and a guy be like " boss wait a minute from outside" 😂😂
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Honestly there is a kind of girl you meet on a way, hot AF and you feel like her boyfriend deserves an Oscar and a Grammy for the kind of tricks he used to get her.
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There is that sweet and Good feeling you get after sending your mum some money after work. Please send some ka money for bread to your mum. 😀
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For once you get over 10 retweets and you already everywhere calling yourself an influencer, digital marketer, simanyi DM for promos on your profile. Internet is using you bruh😂😂😂
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I didn't know that
@Airtel_Ug
has also started this Kajanja of cutting our berako loans immediately after loading airtime. I loaded my ka money and they chopped it in a blink 😣😣😣😣
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Heyy Financial coaches outside there you nornally encourage us to save little we have. Please tell me how what I can save from 300K when 50% is rent, 20% is girlfriend allowance and 30% is transport & food. I stay in Kampala mind you. 😂
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A car, house, child what else signifies an African's success? 😂
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Imagine you're seated & having a good time with a girl you internally call your girlfriend & probably planning to have sex with her. Her friend passes by & she whispers to you that "you see her over there, she single and searching & I can connect you" if you don't have a GF. 😂
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Fixed thse double rooms (6 units) with everything enclosed inside on my client's 50 x 100 plot in gayaza. Each with 41sqm gross floor area (246sqm for all), i did estimates for him as well that mounted to shs.210M - putting each unit at shs.35M. The construction hasnt started tho
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Banyankole are strong and it can be witnessed by how they reacted towards their cow. Their only problem is buying hot loaf bread for easter from Kampala and move with it to west when there are a billion shops selling the same bread that side. 😂
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When I saw this, my mind flashed back to Bebe Cool. You know 😂😂😂😂😂
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Tweeps who use people's photos as memes without their consent stand warned. Gashumba has set a precedent. You will be sued am telling you. 😂
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When you're in Kampala you might think Subaru Foresters and Mark X are cheaper than a plot of land in Mayuge 😂😂😂
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Hey feminists before you come here to lament how you were harrased and nio nioring. Come with evidence not threads. We tired of this shit 😑
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These days if you go for an outing or anything of that sort and you're not putting on Snickers you absolutely look out of place. Everyone has Snickers as if eeeh 😂😂
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We are no longer buying phones. We are buying binoculars, telescopes and astronomical instruments kubanga these new phones nara..😂😂😂😂😂😂
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We are beating DR-Congo both on pitch and on Social media. Period!!!
#UgandaCranes
#UgandaUnited
#AFCON2019
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Nobody:
Random Caller : I got your number from a friend and he told me you're a hard-working guy. Can you please come to Haruna Towers in wandegeya tomorrow at 8am for our workshop. You know build can earn more than 500K per day?
Who knows this shit? 😂😂
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5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms designed for 100 by 100 plot, Sonde Mukono.
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I can't wait to get married and come back for campus girls. I really can't wait munange 😂😂😂
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Gone are the days when ushering meant cute girls putting on long bitenge dresses with their legs solidly mounted on heel shoes moving around with discpline. These days people go to events just to look at ushers. They attract more attention than the focal people of the event 😂😂
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Man sometimes that deep hug from a woman can pull out the stress and bad thoughts.
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Why can't they bring these planes here in Kampala so that we can take pictures with them both from outside and inside and update our social media 😂. Part of my tax is right there.
#UgandaAirlines
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You probably got your crush's No from a friend & for over a month you've been trying to send a text but it the middle of the typing you stop & be like "may be it's not the right time". The day you gather the confidence and send it. She reply like Aww Thanks. That shit hurts 😂😂
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Primary teachers used to tell us to read hard for we are the leaders of tomorrow. Even now the leaders we have are as If they are just starting. 😂
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Have you ever been a situation where you're texting with a woman and you all of a sudden lack words?. You Type something and in middle you delete, type, delete and eventually end up without sending anything. And the Relationship ends there but you actually wanted shit. 😂😂😂
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Pages trying to find a perfect relationship
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Why don't you like hidden roofs?. Well this s a simple 4 bedroom home concept for on a 50 by 100plot for my client in Gayaza .
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When you meet a son to a teacher who used to beat you day in day out because you failed math in primary. 😂😂😂😂
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Girls imagine you had a guy who can save up to this much without any temptations. You can even deny him sex for the whole year and still loves you much as when you just started. 😂😂
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