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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

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I'm not him, Im just parody, but the truth is often stranger than fiction... (此帐户的目的是为模仿之用，绝不是一个国家的领导人的任何官方帐户)

...in bed

Joined March 2010

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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

13 years

Me? "@rtrowe: I'm not sure who lies worse than athletes and coaches…"

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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

13 years

That's the 1st song I've sang since I sang Matterhorn's 'Mi Back'

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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

13 years

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Bruuucie, happy birthday to meee

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Matthew, Esq.

@SmittyRoyal

14 years

"@R0ry_: The person enforcing the rules is never popular, yet the rules are the only thing that can prevent total anarchy."<- Cc: @bruceJLP

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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

14 years

What the fuck is happening?

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

Mi bring a teaching book and a smile to go up against a gunman to raas! #worries

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

RT @SadeInc: A man collapsed after accidentally voting for the wrong party?? Muss joke!!¤Damion O. Crawford…didnt think it'd work didja :)

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

RT @BBCWorld: Surveys record 'brainless fish' http://t.co/ckQICtiT¤Hmm, Mantu

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

*Lisa Hanna not included

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

Tomorrow, let us go out, and bear in mind the simple issues when we vote, Portia can't think and the rest are Mantus

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

#NowPlaying Murda Dem - Ninja Man

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

Kartel denied bail again today… We're COMMITTED to bringing back black Kartel… #VoteJL-HHRRRGGHH #VoteJLP

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

Rick Ross watch out, Portia has a grunt… http://t.co/rWAooz5X

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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

14 years

"@HisHolness: Daryl needs to explain why my wife wasn't mentioned…"•…or mine for that matter…

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

Did a deed poll few months ago, renamed himself Damion O. Crawford… RT @wonderosa: But WHERE is Astor Black?

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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

14 years

"@HisHolness: Subtle… http://t.co/MiPEUxoA"•Very…

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

…and as for that lady, I suspect she misheard Audley's request for a 'haffi come back pussy'…

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

C'mon guys, they played a "18,000 blank voter ID's" card…and we decided then that, only Damion O. Crawford could beat Damion O. Crawford

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

The horse trick? Taking cues from Old Spice…hmm

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HisHolness

@HisHolness

14 years

We too… RT @JamaicaPNP: We Nominate Damion Crawford for East Rural St Andrew... http://t.co/CNtbH7g5

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