Christ, Rock vs Rydz in Round 3. Darts is brilliant, isn't it?

I'd love it if the winner of this tournament comes from MVG vs Anderson.

In fairness, we managed the last 20 or so semi-well. Just a shame we employed the same tactic all game. A win is a win, I guess. Palace look absolutely fucked.

Still can’t quite believe the discourse about Palhinha. A progressive passer alongside him fixes a lot of problems.

Let me shock you? I like Thomas Frank.

Ha, lovely.

These players aren’t great. But they’re nowhere near this bad.

What the hell did Palace do then? Was that what they call a 'through ball'?

FFS, just remembered Spurs are losing today.

Carse at 3 is certainly something.

Someone sell the lottery rights to TNT Sports. #TheAshes

Cracking an egg in my bath tonight in honour of Chris Rea.

I’m really, really pleased for Tom Cleverly.

In fairness, this is close to what I want.

A Justin Langer type is exactly what these players need. Make them realise they should care. I hate McCullum. Apathetic coaching, zero discernible improvements in players. Fuck Bazball.

Sack McCullum, sack Frank, save Christmas.

A semi-competent coach would have Harry Brook averaging over 60, IMO.

I love Jonny Bairstow. I hated watching him get pinned LBW/bowled through the gate every few days during a series. I’d beg for some Jonny Bairstow right now. At least he was likeable. Pope/Crawley need to go.

In these difficult times, we can surely agree that Graeme Swann is the biggest prick on the planet?

You are welcome.