BWARRRRRK

Twat.

I mean, I’m on the brink of forgiving the tongue thing here.

Innit?

Justin Hood? More like Robin Hood, innit.

£100m cash injection, potentially £35m for Johnson, no Levy… Becoming a big January for ENIC.

£35m for Johnson. That equates to £7m per goal he scores against us between now and the end of 2027, I believe.

Christ, Rock vs Rydz in Round 3. Darts is brilliant, isn't it?

I'd love it if the winner of this tournament comes from MVG vs Anderson.

In fairness, we managed the last 20 or so semi-well. Just a shame we employed the same tactic all game. A win is a win, I guess. Palace look absolutely fucked.

Still can’t quite believe the discourse about Palhinha. A progressive passer alongside him fixes a lot of problems.

Let me shock you? I like Thomas Frank.

Ha, lovely.

These players aren’t great. But they’re nowhere near this bad.

What the hell did Palace do then? Was that what they call a 'through ball'?

FFS, just remembered Spurs are losing today.

Carse at 3 is certainly something.

Someone sell the lottery rights to TNT Sports. #TheAshes

Cracking an egg in my bath tonight in honour of Chris Rea.

I’m really, really pleased for Tom Cleverly.