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Java Language Architect at Oracle. Author, Java Concurrency in Practice (https://t.co/ddAm2rKwpE). Also, cats.

Williston, VT
Joined May 2008
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Brian Goetz
3 months
RT @BrianGoetz: Heading over to , find me there!.
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8 months
RT @heinzkabutz: Java Concurrency Aficionados Bundle, with brand new content on virtual & platform threads, plus our teardown courses of ja….
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Brian Goetz
8 months
Heading over to , find me there!.
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Brian Goetz
8 months
Is there a less-landfilly way to get rid of my approximately two thousand "lightning" cables, now that I have no more lightning devices? Asking for a friend.
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Brian Goetz
8 months
The enshittification of Twitter continues. Now "Notifications" is being used as the target of an algorithmic "you might be interested in" feed.
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Brian Goetz
9 months
One of the benefits of being in a foreign country is that the ads that are injected into your timeline are a little more obvious.
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Brian Goetz
9 months
I cannot wash my hands without hearing I Zimbra in my head
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Brian Goetz
9 months
RT @Sharat_Chander: .@Devoxx attendees…. Don’t miss today’s “Ask the the Architects” AMA at 16:30 in room 8. Connect with @BrianGoetz @PMi….
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Brian Goetz
9 months
What a surprise, forecast for Antwerp is grey and rainy.
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Brian Goetz
9 months
When I was a first-year, my philosophy prof told me: "There are no writing problems, only thinking problems." Seemed kinda harsh at the time, but every time I finish a piece that I struggle with, I realize how right he was. RIP, Professor Epstein. You did great.🥃.
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Brian Goetz
9 months
JEP 14: The Tip & Tail Model of Library Development.
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Brian Goetz
10 months
Dear political candidates: if I've recently given you a decent-size chunk of money, can you please not keep asking if I can "chip in" a trivial amount? And, if I gave you money THIS WEEK, can you wait until, say, next week to hit me up again? #kthxbye.
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Brian Goetz
10 months
WEN power tools are an amazing value. For their price, you'd think they would be junk, but they're actually pretty decent, and an amazing bargain. For tools you only use once in a while, they're great.
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Brian Goetz
10 months
Actually, to be really pedantic, the thing to hateses is *deserialization*. Serialization "merely" leaks private data; deserialization enables actual integrity failures, and undermines lots of useful optimizations.
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Brian Goetz
10 months
Current mood
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Brian Goetz
10 months
And the "campaign search" tool, if you can find it, is TERRIBLE.
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Brian Goetz
10 months
The ActBlue home page is the worst "know your audience" fail ever. Oriented only towards selling their fundraising services, completely ignores that 99.999% of visitors are looking for "who can I donate to", and instead get a mistargeted sales pitch, and leave. Astounding.
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@BrianGoetz
Brian Goetz
11 months
For the people who answered "Infinite Pestering" in the below poll, could you expand a bit?.
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Brian Goetz
11 months
When receiving a cold inquiry (recruiter, conference organizer, random query for help), how many "I haven't heard from you" reminder mails is reasonable before it crosses over into rude?.
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Brian Goetz
11 months
When receiving a cold inquiry (recruiter, conference organizer, random query for help), how many "I haven't heard from you" reminder mails is reasonable before it crosses over into rude?.
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@BrianGoetz
Brian Goetz
1 year
ObGrumpyOldMan: I am so tired of being "congratulated" by machines for trivial things like submitting a form, or being told "nice choice" for putting something in my shopping cart. (Does anyone get told "rookie move, bozo" for buying dumb stuff? I'd be less grumpy if they did.).
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