Brian Goetz
@BrianGoetz
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Java Language Architect at Oracle. Author, Java Concurrency in Practice (https://t.co/ddAm2rKwpE). Also, cats.
Williston, VT
Joined May 2008
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Is there a less-landfilly way to get rid of my approximately two thousand "lightning" cables, now that I have no more lightning devices? Asking for a friend.
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The enshittification of Twitter continues. Now "Notifications" is being used as the target of an algorithmic "you might be interested in" feed.
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/1šØBREAKING ā AFL has filed a federal lawsuit against @BauschLomb for unlawful racial discrimination in board appointments.
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One of the benefits of being in a foreign country is that the ads that are injected into your timeline are a little more obvious
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.@Devoxx attendees⦠Donāt miss todayās āAsk the the Architectsā AMA at 16:30 in room 8. Connect with @BrianGoetz @PMinborg @stuartmarks @GavinBierman & Alan Bateman. Post your questions in-advance using #AskTheArchtects
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Thatās not a joke Thatās 12,5% up in first hour Thatās record sales Thatās a huge momentum $NVDA $PLTR $meta $Amzn $SPY
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When I was a first-year, my philosophy prof told me: "There are no writing problems, only thinking problems." Seemed kinda harsh at the time, but every time I finish a piece that I struggle with, I realize how right he was. RIP, Professor Epstein. You did great.š„
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JEP 14: The Tip & Tail Model of Library Development https://t.co/osSen3ORrD
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Dear political candidates: if I've recently given you a decent-size chunk of money, can you please not keep asking if I can "chip in" a trivial amount? And, if I gave you money THIS WEEK, can you wait until, say, next week to hit me up again? #kthxbye
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WEN power tools are an amazing value. For their price, you'd think they would be junk, but they're actually pretty decent, and an amazing bargain. For tools you only use once in a while, they're great.
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Abacus Global Management Announces Transfer of Listing of its [Class A] Common Stock to the New York Stock Exchange with New Ticker Symbol $ABX | Press Release Abacus Global Management, Inc.Ā (@Nasdaq: $ABL), a leader in the alternative asset management space, today announced its
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Actually, to be really pedantic, the thing to hateses is *deserialization*. Serialization "merely" leaks private data; deserialization enables actual integrity failures, and undermines lots of useful optimizations.
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And the "campaign search" tool, if you can find it, is TERRIBLE.
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The ActBlue home page is the worst "know your audience" fail ever. Oriented only towards selling their fundraising services, completely ignores that 99.999% of visitors are looking for "who can I donate to", and instead get a mistargeted sales pitch, and leave. Astounding.
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For the people who answered "Infinite Pestering" in the below poll, could you expand a bit? https://t.co/bkFEbWAWuW
When receiving a cold inquiry (recruiter, conference organizer, random query for help), how many "I haven't heard from you" reminder mails is reasonable before it crosses over into rude?
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When receiving a cold inquiry (recruiter, conference organizer, random query for help), how many "I haven't heard from you" reminder mails is reasonable before it crosses over into rude?
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ObGrumpyOldMan: I am so tired of being "congratulated" by machines for trivial things like submitting a form, or being told "nice choice" for putting something in my shopping cart. (Does anyone get told "rookie move, bozo" for buying dumb stuff? I'd be less grumpy if they did.)
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