i think they meant bored of peace

hell yeah peacock is now joining amazon prime now all i need is my favorite almond milk to be available with my doc martens and im all set

i refuse to surrender my agency to astrology, religion, or political doctrine, but i will absolutely decide if today is blessed or damned based on whether or not i sink a shot of crumpled paper into the trash can.

ripping some pretty devastating yawns today

just had my first plum in a decade and it was pretty good does this mean the tariffs are working

cosplaying as well rested today yes yes im ok

i washed my hands with lotion this morning just not off to a great start

being born in america is a cosmic accident. you didn’t earn your citizenship. deporting people who didn’t win the usa lottery ticket is fucked and has no place here

im watching san andreas no audio on the treadmill at the gym is this transcendental meditation

springsteen v trump boxing match. they box in blue jeans. winner takes the white house and gets to rewrite the national anthem.

all american acid reflux

gross let me see

there will be signs

face ID recognizing me mid-yawn is so on brand for me

america pulled a total yankees and now we're the white sox

x sucks tesla sucks im gonna watch old vines while driving a hybrid toyota into a lake

finally got my hands on a gem mint 10 @RexChapman 89 rookie 🥰

isnt it already ad free

only at a trump rally would a crowd break into a "usa" chant amidst a public assasination / mass shooting event

had to get up this morning wasnt ideal but i awoke