me after a big day of being called a dumb cunt on the internet

hey look everyone that guy proudly has shit in his pants

in aotearoa you can buy a politician for one medium butter chicken combo.

what is even the point of being a shill for big tobacco if youre gonna eat at the food court anyway.

*guy who is a witch* this is a tired witch hunt and a slippery slope.

guys think about the ramifications of asking questions about the politician who is in a cult we might end up with no politicians who are in a cult. makes you think.

pretty disgusting baseless innuendo to suggest that me being in an actual cult might inform my life in other ways.

best way to get journalists and the public to stop asking questions about your involvement in a cult is to fully lie about it to their faces and hope it goes away im a good politics guy.

im connected through family

politicians being in cults is weird actually.

RT @brendankellol: damn i loved trump until it affected my ability to cheaply produce small plastic toy sharks that lacerate infants. reall….

nothing cures a bad headache like an impromptu walk while holding a sign

when you were young you used to lick lead paint off the wall times change

why are you talking to me like i am a rival pokemon trainer.

fuck off grandpa

half a million followers 14 likes sounds about right.

made it boys

im never going to use punctuation here

your industry will die when winston does embrace it.

its fuckin horses all the way down

a lot of people say the right cant meme but in my experience nobody can meme and everybody sucks.