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@breasmithh
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so we won world series, had snow and now galveston water is clear . what a year for us man houston is living its best life
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@luiscmps1 this was so cute and hilarious "chicken grease" LMAO both y'all girls bad af tho keep up da gewd werk.
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it's been a year since i got that pencil stuck in my foot, one of the most strange yet hilarious (and scariest) experiences. HAD FUN THO
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@CurlThot the ppl against it are the same ones who tell their mom to shut up & cuss in front of her or they have bad ass kids who scream in public.
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yk yo phone dry when u didn’t even notice apple phones messing up rn 😔😂😂.
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@monextdoor @NIRAHHH_ 😭😭😭😭😭😭she's so cute tho. when i was baby i had less hair than her & my mama said i looked like an elbow😭.
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@FRONZ1LLA when someone is getting cooked on twitter & they try to tweet nonchalantly to pretend like they don’t care 😭.
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every year there’s something wild on twitter from ns that makes you proud that you graduated from there or still go there😂.
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imagine dating me and then boom you’re the happiest you’ve ever been.
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getting choked, your titties sucked, neck kissed, & having them buy food for you
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@__smokkahontas @SevynTV wait sista i just went through your media and it’s not adding up🙏🏽🙏🏽i’m not sure if you knew how you looked before you saved my pic and posted it.
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@camolocs @_karbashian @Call_Tyrone_ @basedlightskin @TrudyAnnLOVE @M4N1_S4HI @MetaIlicaJames @FemaleRapRadar oh shit i just found my wife here.
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@__smokkahontas @SevynTV ok thank you sista🙏🏽 just tried it with the calculator and it’s still not adding up😓😓 maybe next time tho.
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LMAO i used the red drawings bc i was ashy af and wasn't tryna get capped on.
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you shouldn’t be wearing denim on denim anyway.
If yo jean jacket don’t match yo pants don’t wear it.
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yk how babies get attached to their toys like they carry the same bear around until they’re like 10 lolll imagine kid carrying around a damn finger for years.
Im crying because i thought of a genius idea😂 .im busy cooking & my baby likes holding my finger to fall asleep, i remembered my hubby has a prosthetic finger & never uses it. so guess what . 😂💀
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i wanted to fake over sleep so i wouldn’t have to go to school but i suck at fake sleeping, stare at me for 5 seconds and ima laugh lmaoooo.
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their parents probably work just as hard if not harder to get them a car lmaoo.
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girls rlly be saying they gonna go gay bc boys keep doing them wrong, babyyyy these girls will do you worse😂😂.
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your next bitch can’t treat u better bc she gonna be dead cause ima kill her.
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after 5 mins of cuddling and they say “take these off” and you take em off but then you remember when they made you mad 5 months ago
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@OfficiallyKyraa @TheRisingIcon_ @MogulOfMelanin @qweenpush @SpittyFlacka @Call_Tyrone_ @_karbashian @camolocs @basedlightskin @TrudyAnnLOVE @M4N1_S4HI @FemaleRapRadar you can have mine since she wants to make a SCENE.
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y’all why this lady tried to give me a $1 tip ON A $114 TAB?? i gave her that shit back she talkin bout you can keep it, i said nah bitch YOU can keep it wtf ima do w that & set that shit down in front of her like girllll wtf i look like 😂😂😂😂😂.
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she spoils me fr😭 & she told me she loved me today lmaoo!! 💜 she doesn’t have kids so i’m the closest she’s got
this 60 year old lady in my 9 am class is so sweet😭😭 she always calls me princess bre & she’s always buying me stuff and giving me candy.
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prom is in 3 months & i ain’t got no dress, no hairstyle, no makeup artist, no date, no nothing😂.
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bruh if u miss me or like me or wanna tell me something or simply wanna talk to me just fucking tell me.
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TODAY WAS THE LAST PAYMENT ON MY CAR NOTE & MY DAD PAID IT FOR ME AS A GIFT OMG IM A FREE WOMAN FROM THE SHACKLES OF CAR PAYMENTS I COULD DO A BACK FLIP RN.
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my girl met me when i was a half naked waitress standing on the table shaking my ass & she still cuffed me & im the most loyal bitch she ever been w . never be afraid to cuff a thotty 🥺.
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everybody posting their prom nails and stuff but not i . i shall never let these niggas know my next move.
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y’all make it on time to school enough to hear the announcements? 😂 mbn.
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found the perfect prom dress but i’m kinda skeptical bc i found it online which means there’s a possibility someone could show up in the same dress as me and this town ain’t big enough for two sheriffs ho ima boot you out and beat u up 😤.
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if u ain’t down to get my name tatted u ain’t the shawty for meeee 😂.
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everyone acts like weed is a big fucking deal oh my fucking GOSSHH shut up & get hiiiIIIgggGGhhh.
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