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2020

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AKA, not a morning person

I mean I broke it to shards and it was still screaming I flushed it down the toilet, still screaming I watched it get run over by three cabs still screaming and I know that I’m in hell and it’s my fault

The dream where your phone keeps going off and it’s annoying everyone and so inconvenient and loud and you’ve tried everything to make it stop and you can’t get it far enough away to not still hear it then you wake up and it’s your alarm forever and ever and ever and ever

Forgot to mention I watched a red tailed hawk eat a whole nest of baby lizards during lunch Tuesday. #2019

I’ve dutifully eaten them my whole life and for what?

I feel like I’m now old enough to finally admit I want the crusts cut off.

Yessssss, thissssss!

I’m having a hard time containing what I feel about WIND IN TREES! It feels like “oh I’m aiming at your heart with a shot in the dark” “oh, valencia” “look at the trees look at my face look at a place far away from here”

If I built an indoor forest and filled it with oscillating fans...?

But like is wind meditation a thing? Breeze therapy? Am I giving away my best idea yet? #patentpending

Hey @mactaggartjewel !! 💖

I found the tweet button #fyi

Can I return my groceries to pay for more bathing suits?

So..... I forgot about poetry month and I’ve got a lot going on so I’m gonna reschedule it for June, ok? Okay.

It’s 79 degrees in february I’m tweeting again Had a lot of feelings I forgot to tell ya about but for now false spring and 90s alternative