swasti
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marketing brain, shitposter heart | ye comedy hai, ya tragedy hai?
Bengaluru, India
Joined October 2016
Had a near-death experience this morning. @Uber driver to BLR Airport dozed off, grazed the divider. I had to grab the steering wheel from the backseat to avoid an accident. Made him switch seats and drove the rest myself. Thank god I was awake.
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vada pav paglus, what’s the best place to have vada pav in mumbai?
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Gen Z is not drinking less alcohol because they care about their health.. they’re drinking less alcohol because they’re doing varieties of nashe
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this is the first proper reaction to this information we had on this show
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me: he hasn’t texted me back? i’m so done with him this time him: hey baby me:
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Hindus : Bollywood is hinduphobic Muslims : Bollywood is Islamophobic Meanwhile bollywood filmmakers are just out there making whatever the fuck sells at box office and make them money 😭
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any folks at the sunidhi chauhan concert tonight who can give us live updates? 👀
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if you’re a founder and you have high-agency, high-accountability people on your team preventing burnout should be your #1 priority actively push them to - - get proper sleep - avoid 10–12 hour days for weeks - eat real food - have a life outside work you’ll need a lot of
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Rahul Desai liking a film is rarer than a visible celestial event
I'm a sucker for self-assured, nutty and balls-out comedies like Happy Patel: Khatarnak Jasoos. Enjoyed Vir Das in it. Need more of these. Review: https://t.co/2obVPBCjYI
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it’s me and my emotional support cold brew against the world 💪 📍beanlore, hsr layout
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I actually really enjoy the Percy Jackson and the olympians show.. it’s so detailed and pretty accurate. Love it
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