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Braxton

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i'm an asshole

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Braxton
5 months
biar kubu sebelah yang nyinyir menyala presidenku. #pertemuanpresidenjurnalis jumbo indomaret permadi arya walid curang demi keluarga.
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Prabowo Subianto
5 months
Alhamdulillah hari ini saya berkesempatan wawancara bersama 7 Jurnalis dari 7 grup media yang ada di tanah air. Terima kasih atas kesempatan yang diberikan dalam wawancara hari ini, semoga jawaban dan penjelasan yang saya berikan dapat diterima dan menjadi informasi yang utuh dan
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Braxton
5 months
Sekuat apapun kalian berusaha menjatuhkan , percaya lah yang berniat menjatuhkan akan jatuh lebih dulu. jumbo permadi arya indomaret permer1bangsa.
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Braxton
5 months
See this Instagram video by @detikcom .#pertemuanpresidenjurnalis #ciledug.
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Braxton
5 months
RT @DakotaGeorgy: Baru Lebaran posting2 religi .Eh hari ini udah nuduh nuduh pak Dasco 😁.Lebaran taun depan posting keluhan : kok idup gue….
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Braxton
5 months
Selamat utk Bung Permadi Arya, usaha tidak pernah mengkhianati hasil! Selamat bertugas & amanah selalu 👍👍
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Braxton
15 years
man my new psych meds have made my penis completely unpredictable. i just got an erection watching star trek.
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Braxton
15 years
i don't know what was more pathetic and cringe-worthy, todays cleveland browns game or my drunken sexual performance on new years eve.
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Braxton
15 years
‎"oh sweet, the rose parade is on tv" -something no one has said, ever.
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Braxton
15 years
what do myspace and softcore porn have in common? there is no justifiable reason for either to still exist.
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Braxton
15 years
New fries? With sea salt? Sorry Wendy's, putting a nice dress on a whore doesn't make her a proper lady.
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Braxton
15 years
it's this time of year i officially run out of douchebag ways to grow my beard and settle for "mental patient".
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Braxton
15 years
i like the artful way my mother combines being an alcoholic with being the crazy cat lady.
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Braxton
15 years
i like to think of the seatbelt indicator beep as the soundtrack to me wanting to die now.
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Braxton
15 years
athletes never thank their penises during the post game interviews but i guarantee they made more decisions in their lives than god ever did.
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Braxton
15 years
you should do less tweeting and more enabling me.
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Braxton
15 years
the winter always makes coffee and cigarettes better.
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Braxton
15 years
doing website work and listening to televised poker in the background. just lolled and imagined if they filmed porno the same way.
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Braxton
15 years
a cool thing about no longer being an addict is the ability to drop a pill and actually give up a search for it.
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Braxton
15 years
french existential folgers coffee commercial: the best part of waking up, is waking up.
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Braxton
15 years
when i get a migraine i look like robert dinero from awakenings before they fill him with the magic juice.
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