Brandon Jack
@brandonjack33
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author of ‘28’ and ‘Pissants’ (July, 2025)
Joined October 2011
Finalised cover of Pissants. Preorder if you like books. If you don’t like books, i can’t help you. @SimonSchusterAU
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Can announce that my debut novel “Pissants” is coming out next July with @Summit_Books @simonschuster. Stay tuned.
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The stories in the book that is. Not the Alfie langer theories.
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My very talented friend @lechblaine has a new book coming out. I have heard many of these stories (along with various reasons why Alfie Langer should be the next immortal) over the last 12 months. They’re bloody great. You will soon be able to hear them too.
https://t.co/Avb9P4llwc Three of my foster siblings were the biological children of Christian fanatics. My parents were Queensland publicans. Hence the biblical shitshow when they found us. I wrote a book about it all: Australian Gospel. Out November!
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@brandonjack33 you will be put in front of a Royal Inquest. You and your napkin.
Come on guys, fess up: Who broke Sydney?
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This is the narrative we are running with, ok? No further questions.
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Napkin-gate. Swans 2 wins, 4 losses since these found their way onto the internet 👀👀👀
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"Now more than ever, the knowledge is there about the risks. Maybe decades ago, before it was known, you could plead ignorance. But now there is enough noise and education and forewarning that it is either negligence or acceptance if you choose to carry on."
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With the tackles put under the microscope this season, we have overlooked the willingness of players to play the game they want to play. We have infantilised them. My latest for @codesportsau
https://t.co/bIFVwzkP60
codesports.com.au
‘The decision revolved around an error of law.’
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Attempts to protect players have instead infantilised them and threaten to ruin footy. It’s time for an honest look at what the game really means to fans and its willing participants, writes former Swan @brandonjack33
https://t.co/5G0lnmTJOd
codesports.com.au
‘The decision revolved around an error of law.’
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I can pick this day because Lewis Melican, who never posts anything to socials, posts a story. This is my winter solstice.
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Geez, plenty happening on annual “players posting contractually obligated sponsored content to their socials” day. Cheers to all who celebrate.
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Last nights’ game gives us proof of one thing above all else - Ross Lyon has a Code sports subscription.
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Update 2: You can…
Update: You can’t.
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Ah, old faithful.
There’s something about Gulden that’s going to hold him in very good stead at the top level. Had a bit to do with him, he’s got that attitude and drive that you can’t train into someone.
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Update: You can’t.
The Sydney midfield has seized top spot on the AFL ladder and is set to dominate the All-Australian team. So how on earth do you combat it? Former Swan @brandonjack33 shares his extraordinary dossier, completed in the pub.
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The Sydney midfield has seized top spot on the AFL ladder and is set to dominate the All-Australian team. So how on earth do you combat it? Former Swan @brandonjack33 shares his extraordinary dossier, completed in the pub.
codesports.com.au
The most talked-about group in the footballing world right now is the Sydney Swans midfield. At this point in time, they may very well take up three of the centre circle positions and one of the...
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Can’t wait to watch games on tv with graphics following each player showing their live odds of getting the next goal.
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