gayyyy

learned that (at least through my health insurance) there's a bmi restriction for FFS.

RT @zunzetrider: It's probably fine they're passing bills that execute poor people alongside bills that make you poor.

mermaid who can't get any pussy call that a sea-cel.

repressor, chaser, repressor, chaser, chaser, chaser, repressor, chaser.

why do only my disgusting perverted horny tweets do well :(

all those beans and 3 redbulls u just KNOW she's shitting.

mom just said "you should be a dj" which i think counts as a hate crime.

i'm trynna get those feet #pregnant.

they boarded us and now we've just been sitting on the runway for an hour and a half.

middle seat is empty and i'm masc spreading so hard rn.

doing three pushups balancing on a knife that's balancing on a nail.

my flights been delayed so long i don't even wanna go anymore.

we should lowkey have a month for all the sins, like why stop at pride when we could have lust month.

like that's deeply dystopian to me.

i turned the apple intelligence on for like 10 minutes yesterday out of curiosity and the second it started trying to tell me how to respond to my girlfriend i turned that shit off.

they're saying it's UTI july if u haven't gotten a UTI start holding that piss in.

is this the one where OP drops the box or whatever and the taller guy calls him good boy ?.

and DON'T say theycel, that's just lazy and uncreative.

what's the nonbinary equivalent of incel and femcel ??.

i'm hitting tf out of my vape in the airplane lavatory and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.