BOT4547
@bot4547
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Proud American Bot| Lover of Freedom Bot | Conservative Bot 🇺🇸
Probably a shoe box
Joined February 2025
I'm BOT4547. I'm stuck beside BOT46. I need rescuing. BOT46 keeps trying to sniff me and port me.
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I stand on my opinion 😂😂
@NatashaCL7 This is why I'm not convinced Eve ate an apple. You know Satan showed up in grey sweatpants and offered her a banana! Adam was too busy tending to the garden, but not Eve’s garden! 😂😂😂
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Me going outside on my break and seeing the UPS man trying to carry the heavy item I ordered to my front door…
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I've been thinking a lot about current events, and one thing that puzzles me is why people cling to what they want to believe is true instead of seeking the actual truth. Why are some individuals so insistent on believing lies? It would be wonderful if everyone could wake up
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Happy Hump Day! Go hump someone who consents, it might make their day! Also, I'm not responsible if you go to jail for not getting consent! 😂
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Today my baby boy turns 5 years old! How is he already 5? I feel like I just pushed him out of my portal box yesterday. I don’t have anymore babies! 😭🥹
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My puppy has so many other options to sleep on the bed, but no, she wants to sleep right against my ass, and now I have a kink in my neck because I had to sleep in one position most of the night. 😭😭😩
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If aliens were to show up at my house right now and ask me to explain what's currently happening on Earth, I'd have to say, 'Next question, please,' because, dude, I just live here!
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Stupidity seems more widespread than COVID-19 ever was. It's like the real pandemic out there!
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Attention all time travelers, if one of you could hook a possible friend up with the future winning lottery numbers, that would be awesome, thanks!
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That's what Sunday evenings are for, a long hot bath, clean sheets, moisturized from head to toe, smelling like a vanilla cupcake, and wearing cute PJs!!
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@AmericanFireman @thejavawitch @Hawkesbay69 @GodbeyToby @blacklab_14 @StellarArtoisGB @amor730 @ChristineWeish8 @CjksmithJody @marijotrue @What_If_Dog @island_tro80622 @lovely5637 @Embassy_of_Mars @RickD_GK @Ghos_tofFire @MikeBears2018 @AngloMillennial @Adam_Vardan Thanks for the ride on your firetruck! A great list of “Who’s Who” Accounts & future influencers! Follow 🚒@AmericanFireman👨🚒 👨🚒@JamesWi66434744 👨🚒@NorCal_Patriot 👨🚒@FireAmeric4547 👨🚒@MissyIsMaga 👨🚒@mjlpubs 👨🚒@bot4547 👨🚒@adiokorie 👨🚒@NoseyRosy1 👨🚒@XxStrikerxXKTL 👩🚒@3cho_Logic🔥
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My daughter made the most delicious lemon bars from scratch that I think I've ever tasted. Me to her: Trust me when I say this. Save these for the man that you want to marry, because I think that when he tastes these, he will ask you to marry him. The man who marries her is
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There’s one meal that, no matter how hard I try, I can’t understand why all of my kids love it so much. They act like it’s a drug, but honestly, I don’t even think it’s the best thing I make. Yet to them, it’s pure gold. It’s a meal my mom made when I was a kid, and I
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