Boring Sean Monahan
@boringmonahan
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Joined October 2013
I was so excited about the game starting I dropped my phone on the floor. Luckily the screen wasn’t damaged. #4Nations
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Only a few more road games before I can go home and watch Hallmark Christmas movies. I asked Mikael Backlund if he watched Operation Nutcracker yet but he said he didn’t.
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I just asked Johnny Gaudreau if he remembered the time he dropped his phone and I picked it up for him. He said it must have been a long time ago because he can’t remember.
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I asked Mikael Backlund if he remembered that time he dropped his water bottle and I picked it up for him. He said he didn't remember.
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It’s game day. In preparation, I decided to have two slices of toast for breakfast. I asked Cole Perfetti if he had toast and he said he didn’t.
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October is so much fun, I called some friends to come over and help me rake some leaves.
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I threw a snowball at Milan Lucic today but I missed him and hit a garbage can instead. I said "hey Milan, I almost got you" but he didn't hear me, and he just went inside.
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When I woke up this morning I noticed my phone was only at 12%. I thought I had charged it overnight but I guess I didn’t.
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I asked Jonathan Drouin to rate the water pressure of the showers at the Bell Centre and he said c'est une question stupide. I said sorry, I don't understand.
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I messaged Paul Byron and asked if he likes to eat toast for breakfast and he said he does.
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Looks like there is a storm warning in Edmonton tonight. I'll be wearing my rain jacket for sure. I asked Matthew Tkachuk what he was going to wear and he said he didn't know yet.
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I asked Johnny Gaudreau if he was happy and he said he was.
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It was nice to score two goals last night. To celebrate, I’m going to sort through my recycling and make sure I get the blue bin out for pickup in the morning.
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I wonder if Brendan Lemieux is still hungry after his dinner last night.
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Just finishing up my wish list for Christmas. So far an air fryer and a new lamp are at the top. I asked Elias Lindholm what he wanted and he said he wasn’t sure.
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I just sent a text to Sam Bennett and asked if he wanted to chat about coach Sutter but he didn’t reply. Maybe I’ll send Johnny a text while I wait to hear from Sam. If Johnny doesn’t reply I’ll probably send a text to Milan Lucic.
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I went to get gas this morning but then I realized I parked on the wrong side of the pump. I had to turn my car around and then go back.
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I think I’ll go for a walk to the end of the driveway and back.
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If I had to choose between doing laundry every day or fighting every day I think I would choose to do laundry. Making sure the dishes were done would also be a good choice.
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I heard Mike Babcock got fired today. I also heard there are some early Black Friday deals starting already. I better get my shopping list out. Let the savings begin.....
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