I've gotten to the point where I see 0 value in social media (as should be evident from my lack of interaction) and am deactivating all of my accounts in a week. If you're a friend or someone that wants to stay in contact, DM me so we can add each other on discord.

People constantly parrot the point of "cutting the fat from the government spending. ". Even if each of these employees made 250,000 a year this equates to a savings of 325,000,000. That equates to just .004% of the budget. So excited about saving $2.11 each year on taxes!.

Talking to @AmericanAir support makes me question if there are actually people on the other side or if its just a robot.

I was always told that toilets flush the other way south of the equator so first thing I did in my hotel room in Rio was flush the toilet. Lo and behold it went straight up into the ceiling. Science is incredible!.

Tyreek Hill was on my flight from Philly to Miami. Could Howie be wheeling and dealing? #eagles.

Last night I had a dream that I helped run an esports activation with Comcast and they were so impressed with my casting that I got the opportunity to jump in the booth for a @Phillies game with @TMacPhils and @JohnKruk . #TheDream.

How did none of these people notice the car driving backwards on the highway at 18 seconds?.

BLAST is looking for Programme Coordinator's in the UK and Denmark. If you're a giga nerd for organizing and love esports or know someone who is, let them know!.

I feel like at least one person at @MLB should've been able to flag this one .

Who's gonna tell em?

Never thought I'd hear 'holy shnikes' followed by a DJ Khaled notha one reference during an NHL game. Thank God we get a nice dose of @Arda in the studio between periods, crushing it as always!.

👀👀👀👀👀👀.

The eagles have won 100% of the super bowls when I was in Boston in the month of February. You're welcome fellow Philly fans.

Am I crazy or are the eagles/chiefs signs in the background AI generated? That font looks a bit off.

When your door dash order doesn't come with a spoon, you use the battery cover from your fire stick remote to eat your ice cream.

You guys remember Doug Funnie? This is Doug now. Feel old yet?

Looking for 44 friends to split a booth at the super bowl. Only 47k per person. Who's in?

Let's goooooooooo!!!! The eagles are Superbowl bound!.

A guy on our plane is about to get arrested at the gate after hitting a woman multiple times while we were mid air. My kids are getting the true @SpiritAirlines experience today.

Most important photo from our vacation to Puerto Rico.