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just saw this man in the floral shop
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like a thousand people outside of fiji right now
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2 cars hit protesters in iowa city tonight the 1st hit someone and carried them on its hood for a block before most of the crowd got to gilbert and burlington. white car, iowa license plate brx 797 the 2nd hit 5 protesters at that same intersection. silver car, iowa plate jck 193
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i’ve lived in iowa for almost a quarter of a century and i still can’t remember whether the tornado watch or the tornado warning is worse
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i think lord of the rings should have been sluttier
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landlords hate them! local tenant knows their rights thanks to one weird trick
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love when i get out of the shower and find oliver berating the anti abortion protesters outside the emma goldman clinic that wake us up every fucking thursday and friday morning through the window with a tiny PA
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those weirdo catholics thought they could sneak one past us at 9 pm as if we don’t live in a house full of watering cans right next door
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i’m going to
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New from @amierrivers : Maverik, which bought Kum & Go last year, is planning to retire the famous, mildly salacious Kum & Go name by next year.
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sorry but i will not be taking criticism about straight edge being corny from anyone who listens to weed emo. yes hearing buff dudes yell “i will never break!” sucks but you’re listening to mom jeans and trying to come up with another white claw pun
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hehehe oliver’s vday present finally came 🍓
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as the situation develops in iowa city, i want to remind you all to not film or take photos at protests. if you see someone filming, tell them to knock it off. it’s a very real possibility that police will arrest people if photos or videos contain faces or identifiable clothing.
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the protest moved to another fiji affiliated house
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oliver is straight up reciting lord of the rings lore to the weirdo anti choice catholics outside of emma goldman clinic right now lmfaoooooooo
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do you think when they break up grimes will unhinge her jaw and swallow elon musk whole like a python or will elon musk launch grimes into the sun
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dude in a rage against the machine shirt standing around in the store without a mask like..... what machine we fighting bro? a ventilator?
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every guy in iowa city looks like this
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oh wild you moved to a big city and your art still sucks
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screaming and crying and rolling around on the ground about my new boots
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i answered a craigslist ad from some middle aged dude who wanted help painting a portrait of his daughter for his wife's anniversary present and it's actually totally not sketchy and he's paying me like $30 an hour
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dystopian
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@momothemonkee absolutely not
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took oliver 6 minutes to get kicked out of the capitol
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this goes out to all the haters who said i wouldn’t find the perfect color block blazer at goodwill 10 minutes before work
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oliver playing WAP for the anti choice freaks outside of the emma goldman clinic this morning
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oh my goooooddddddd a guy asked us to deliver a huge arrangement of roses to some girl with the card message “reconsider” and she fucking REJECTED the order
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a commission i finished last night! this is otis 🌾 oil on canvas, 18x24
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@Crowd1337killr explaining to people in the scene that i’m accidentally straight edge because i got really into like. monks when i was 20
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let’s hear it for the boots
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actually breaking windows and flipping cars is creating jobs so checkmate
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i can't believe i have to eat every single day multiple times a day i can't believe i have to go to the store regularly and keep food in the house and it costs money i can't believe there's more than one nutrient to worry about i can't believe i have to cook or prepare it
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iowa city male thot jobs parking validation trumpet blossom dishwasher bike shop pancheros kum & go filmscene box office wellness center almost paradise summit bouncer concert photographer the wedge ceramics grad students jimmy john’s
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this is the list of demands from the iowa freedom riders
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been watching this band for like 10 minutes and i don't know what they sound like because the drummer's balls are outside of his shorts and i can't stop staring watching them bounce
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if you’re the girl in this video who stole some of our potted plants while we were sleeping, please please please return them. one was a bleeding heart and one was a syngonium, both gifts from my mother. we’ve taken all our plants inside today because this is so demoralizing
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what’s she building in there
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i don’t need 9 separate replies y’all i can google for myself sometimes i just like running my mouth on twitter
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ok this is the only way i’m wearing my hair for the rest of my life
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HIS WIFE GOT GAY VIBES AND HE BROUGHT THEM BACK TO TRY AND EXCHANGE THEM
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guy just asked me if he sent this to his wife she would get gay vibes
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people who live in iowa city and aren’t students are so sexy
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you fucked with the wrong crew of terminally online underemployed ex museum gallery attendants
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iowa city grocery store alignment chart
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i love my obelisks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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very cool and normal that i literally could not take a floral delivery to a sick child in the hospital because the roads were blocked off by cops because of a football game
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burlington + gilbert kum & go: chaotic neutral riverside kum & go: lawful neutral burlington + madison kum & go: chaotic evil l&m: chaotic evil dubuque + market casey’s: neutral good kirkwood beer: chaotic good all hyvee gas stations: lawful evil
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in 1939 an amateur egyptologist named axel peterson built 3 pyramids to serve as his tomb in the small town of avery, iowa. he ended up buried in a different town. local kids keep busting open his crypt to party in it. the roof is the bed of a dump truck. it’s surrounded by cows
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finally
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if you’re coming out tonight i’m begging you to be smart. take this seriously. cover your faces, hair, tattoos, & any identifying features & wear nondescript clothing. don’t travel alone. this isn’t a festival. they’ve already identified & arrested people in ic today & last night
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did you know they close mount rushmore at night because that’s when the presidents kiss
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this dumb ass straight up walked into the store and buried a walnut in our monstera
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iowa city: there are pro life protesters lined up for blocks around emma goldman clinic on dubuque st
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do you guys wanna hear something insanely iowa city: just bought a prius from my coworker at the co-op because she’s selling all her belongings to go hike the appalachian trail
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girl………………………..
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WHITE RABBIT WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST EX EXPLOYEES WHO HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BUSINESSES INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
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but i don’t want to be a pie!!
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my favorite moment in iowa city twitter drama lore is the time someone printed out a subtweet on giant glossy paper and hung it up during the party
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update: oliver played WAP out of our window twice and they all left
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first iowa city farmers market!!!!!
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me and my shitty dog who sucks
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finally gained access to our basement and found a raccoon and all his porn from the 70s
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you’re looking at the new basic goods assistant plant director 🌿
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yo whose mom was going hard as hell to @mspaintms
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the thong is still in the tree by the dubuque casey’s so i guess that means 6 more weeks of winter in iowa city
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i live a block away from the dorms and i gotta say the energy in iowa city is fucking bonkers now that all the plague rats are back
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if you wanna help us guard the emma goldman clinic come on down!!!
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which one of you is printing weird shit at the public library
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i’m cute and i’m rude and you like what i do
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when you're hanging with 2 punk dudes and they're like "oh do you know this person from this band" "oh yeah they're tight" "oh tight what about so and so" "oh yeah so tight" "yeah that band's so tight" "yeah dude what about that one other band they're in" "oh yeah they're so tigh
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iowa city’s scene is just trans people beating the shit out of each other and it fucking rules
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tried out gouache for the first time! gandalf was unimpressed
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i love doing this to other drivers
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yeah uh can i get a white claw
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shoutout to these guys
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someone at this protest just stuck a dildo to the old capitol door
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@Ollie_XVX you’ll run over a landlord? king
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you can have tattoos and still be boring
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i fucked up making this meme huh now there’s dozens of horny nerds in my mentions
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me & my swollen cheeks are 26 today 🦀
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one of the anti choice ladies from this morning told me i was a baby once and asked me how i would feel if i was aborted and she did not think it was funny when i told her actually i spawned from the earth
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we are at the new sober bar sipping on girly drinks
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i hope my portland tinder doppelgänger is having a good day
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flashing my titties at the snowplow drivers as they go by
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buying these for your girlfriend is an act of terrorism
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big day for gandalf
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i need a spreadsheet of everyone who's got beef with each other in iowa city
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sorry no takes today too busy being sexy
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me if rocking out was illegal
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it’s my party and i’ll dress like a medieval enchantress if i want to
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you have my full permission to shoot me on sight today xoxo gossip girl
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THANK YOU MARISSA WHOOP WHOOP MOTHERFUCKERS
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succeeded in beating the anti choice march to the emma goldman clinic
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pov: you’re trying to get ready for work but there’s a bomb threat at the reproductive health clinic on your block
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last night some thin blue line mask dork walked by us & a bunch of cops & said “look at these douchebags” to his gf & i turned around & said “the cops? hell yeah dude let them know” & oliver yelled “heard that? you guys are douchebags” & one of the cops said “aw come on oliver”
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heard some weird noises from the bathroom and giggling and turned around to see oliver running straight at me with this
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